Lady Isolla a Prostitute and I'm her Pimp?

[Brent]

"I don't have a job for you right now, but your companion Lady Isolla of Suno is a skilled lass and I need someone with her talents. Will you lend her to me for a while?" -Lord Meltor
He said he would need her for a couple days a week at most, obviously boasting about his stamina. What other skills does the Lady have? Nobility? oh yeah inventory management! The whole situation seemed just a little to *wink wink* to me. Atleast my companions were chosen for their skills on the battlefield or as a group member, the lady seems to be more skilled about getting unhappy when I ask for the city I just took. Anyone else feel this way?

 

[007killer555]

no i don't feel that i'm lady isolla's pimp.

or that she's a prosy lol.

 

[kosmik]

Don't worry all Swadians are prostitutes.

 

[malthaussen]

I think, Brent, you have a rich, albeit low, imagination.

  -- Mal

 

[Hersen]

Malt I have to say, you're probably the most valued new member for me currently.

Welcome to TaleWorlds

 

[The Mercenary]

Malt I have to say, you're probably the most valued new member for me currently.

Welcome to TaleWorlds

I agree. I nominate him for Most Valuable Recruit.

All in favor?

 

[Tzsak]

Be sure to beat him up if he doesn't pay you.

 

[DerPrinz]

Meh, Ymira made me more money... I prefer the term Ho-bag to prostitute though...

 

[amondrubee]

Klethi has a better personality than Isolla. Who doesn't love a psychogirl threatening to cut off your 'important' appendages...?

 

[Ruthven]

Malt I have to say, you're probably the most valued new member for me currently.

Welcome to TaleWorlds

I agree. I nominate him for Most Valuable Recruit.

All in favor?

AYE!

 

[tommylaw]

seconded

 

[A Random Person]

Don't worry all Swadians are prostitutes.

only when they are slaves to the nords...

 

[shadowknight]

Don't worry all Swadians are prostitutes.

only when they are slaves to the nords...

LOL... don't you think thats a bit offtopic?
well... it never happened to me... but it sounds funny... i'll try it!

 

[Sir Lulzalot]

Don't worry all Swadians are prostitutes.

Or sons of prostitutes for that matter.

 

[malthaussen]

I'd like to thank you all for your kind support.

  -- Mal

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Malt I have to say, you're probably the most valued new member for me currently.

Welcome to TaleWorlds

I agree. I nominate him for Most Valuable Recruit.

All in favor?

So it would seem.

 

[King Yngvar]

Malt I have to say, you're probably the most valued new member for me currently.

Welcome to TaleWorlds

I agree. I nominate him for Most Valuable Recruit.

All in favor?

So it would seem.

Now this is off topic...

I agree, not to the above quoted statements but to the thread author. Perhaps we should nominate him instead?

 

[Hersen]

For what? Making a second rate double entrende? Albeit it was quite amusing.