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[Cyborg Eastern European]

Yes.

 

[FrisianDude]

Yes, sometimes. This thread is not nasty, though.

 

[Dryvus]

You guys ever do that thing where you see a thread with a **** name, so it's obviously a **** thread, so you ignore it, but after a few weeks it's still there and it's ten pages long and you just know that it's gone into fermentation, so you have to open it up to find out what kind of nasty is growing inside?

Yup.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

You guys ever do that thing where you see a forumer with a **** viking-ish name, so it's obviously a **** forumer, so you ignore it, but after a few years it's still there and it's still mewling and you just know that it's gone into fermentation, so you have to look at its profile to find out what kind of nasty is growing inside?

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Yeah, that too.

 

[FrisianDude]

Not really, I hardly click profiles.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Not really, I hardly click profiles.

This is why you'd make a poor stalker.

But I digress, and we're going off-topic.

 

[FrisianDude]

Bah, stalking is for nubs.

隐藏

 

[McBeverage]

Burn in hell Frisian! 

 

[The Cow Dude]

 

[Theo]

Lovechild of panda and fox?

 

[Familyguy1]

 

[havoc]

There was a hedgehog on my porch 10 minutes ago, I gave it a bowl of milk and some bread smothered in honey.

 

[Rujasu]

There was a hedgehog on my porch 10 minutes ago, I gave it a bowl of milk

Hedgehogs are lactose intolerant D:

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Yes you should give them cat food, not milk.

 

[FrisianDude]

Too late, it exploded like a fuzzy little nail bomb now.

Is that hedgehog in that picture wearing a cast on it's arm, though?

 

[galactic bum]

I used to have one back in the old country. And he just loved milk. But Ljas righ, you should add some water to the milk and then he won't have a diarrhea

 

[havoc]

I'm not even sure if it drunk the milk but thanks for the info. Most times I do put catfood out for them but we had none left.

 

[Theo]

Red panda, and the cutest thing alive.

Maybe the ears and snout are cute, but those eyes are plain disturbing.

hedgehog

Some summers back when I was sitting at yard I saw small hedgehog coming along the wall. It was tiny, maybe about size of my fist, probably that years brood. It was also moving at day, usually they move at night, but it was very hot and dry summer so it might had had problems to find food and was hungry.

Anyway, that adventurous little hedgehog approached me in quick sprints, stopping for a moment in grass bushes and then rushing forward again. I was looking it with interest quietly and wondering is it going to come to my sandals. Yes it did, when it was foot away from my sandals, it took final rush and stormed to bite my pinky toe!

It didn't really hurt, but it was firmly hanging on my toe not letting go. I waved my toes and hedgehog didn't show any intention to let go its prey. It looked really hilarious, until it came to my mind it might had rabies. (it was either nuts or REALLY self confident to try eat me) Then I proceeded to push it from it's nose and after a while it grudgingly let my toe go. It hadn't even broken the skin.

I took my feet to safety and that small hedgehog stormed to attack my sandals which I had left to ground. It was inside the sandals trying furiously to bite them, then it got some plastic part away and tried to eat it,  I tried to pull it away from its mouth but it managed to eat small part. It was clearly very hungry so I rushed to kitchen and took some sausage parts which I brought to it and it ate them. Can't remember did I gave it milk. Then after a while that man hunting hedgehog left and I never saw him again.

I wish I would had video camera with me since that tiny creature attacking my toes was really one of the most hilarious and surprising things I have seen.


At least I know now, there is somebody out there who appreciates how my foots smell.

 

[FrisianDude]

nice.