Kings and their AI condensed

[ssouthwell]

with out my help on native swadia usually gets BUTT F U CKED! its one hell of a good time being at war with every nation...

You probably use cheats....

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First of all, after about 60 days every nation is running train on swadia... when i finally become a lord King Harlous gives me land right on the border of his enemys  who go out of their way to destroy only my villages and try and sack my castle    I have to fight for survival on the damn border and camp at my villiage just to protect it so i can get the money to pay for more troops............ If im lucky some of my fellow counts will pull their heads out of their asses and help me! but with most of the attention on me i negate the total rapeaged of the rest of swadia. martyr

Kings will always give you the weakest and least prosperous village in the kingdom. (Generally one that was recently sacked)

NO ******** **** SHERLOCK!

Says the one who is a recruit with a Warning level of 25% I was merely pointing that out to those that didn't know. You shouldn't come at me like I'm stupid.

then don't quote me and act stupid... and sorry I have a life and cant stay glued to the forum all ******** day like some little ******** virgin! I got other things to do and your female relatives to ****...

 

[ssouthwell]

mother ****er

 

[ssouthwell]

ITS BOLD BECAUSE IM FO REAL NIGGA! /\
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[Zenithars]

ITS BOLD BECAUSE IM FO REAL NIGGA! /\
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mother ******

Well, while you may not have the time to contribute to these forums, you sure better respect it while your here. However, I don't think that is the case in your situation. It seems Taleworlds did their jobs quite well in removing your ability to post. I'm glad that they took someone who obviously is here to troll and not actually enjoy what the community has to offer. I should have known you were going to be a troll the minute you made a post about "The Knights who say NI NI NI NI NI". All you did was just make that and it was honestly pointless. Now, the day you actually learn to speak and use proper grammar is the day I will actually uphold a proper argument with you. Until then, goodbye!

Sorry for ssouthwell and I turning this off of the topic.

 

[SirAlexander]

Good point, The Rhodoks really seem to be the smartest in their wars.
(I only play Swadian, although I just started a Vaegir playthrough)
I agree with you though on Swadia. Khergits imo are just stupid.
Sarranids I honestly, have NEVER seen fight Swadia because I never go to the south east probably.
Nords, nutshell was described in the original post.

Khergits are highly vulnerable on feet.... thats what i hv experienced.... Sweeping through 4 times a khergit army on feet is no problemo, on horses, they are a pain to chase down 

Rhodoks are by far the toughest for me, coz being a swadian, my emphasis is on cavalry.... and rhodoks with their spearmen and crossbows, mete out nice damange.

As fas as Nords, go.... I am playing this for the second time round, and they keep getting owned along with khergits, inspite of their awesome infantry.

@Paxton
So you want Native without gangbanging on Swadia from every other faction.

This made me laugh real hard.... True story though :p

 

[Rhodok Sergeant]

How's the AI for the claimants? Isolla can't be much worse than Harlaus I imagine.

 

[Zenithars]

How's the AI for the claimants? Isolla can't be much worse than Harlaus I imagine.

That is actually a good question. I would love to know.

 

[tzlop]

How's the AI for the claimants? Isolla can't be much worse than Harlaus I imagine.

That is actually a good question. I would love to know.

Personal experience


Isolla:  Herr Durr I got ze throne now, and I have this high school girl crush on zis one lord that has no family and no fief and I will grant all ze fiefs to him.

Arwa: Oh great (Player Name), thank you so much for helping me with this claim.  Huh?  Did you want some fief?  Oh I'm sorry, but I decide who gets it, you can always leave if you feel like it, I'll gladly take your garrison.

Valdym:  Vat?  I'm a bastard, did you expect some fief from me?

Kaster:  Oh no!  Our army is getting their skull split by Nord axes, back washed by Vaegir arrow rain, stampeded by Khergit horsemen, pulverized by Swadian heavy cavalry,  and face planted full of Sarranid jards, what do we do?  Wait, as a new ruler I must handle this personally, this could be negotiated without violence, I believe in peace among Calra-

Dustum Khan:  Less raiding, more capturing!  Think long term and all the lamentation of the women!

Lethwin:  leth beard, leth like Ragnar, leth win or be leth like a Hamlet.  Some people simply always live the shadow of their better counter-part.  Besides, who needs a brain when you are a Nord?
     

 

[Rhodok Sergeant]

Heh, Arwa's personality sounds exactly what I'd expect of her. It would be out of character for her to, you know, reward loyalty and everything

Do female claimants raise their own armies and go out fighting?

 

[tzlop]

Heh, Arwa's personality sounds exactly what I'd expect of her. It would be out of character for her to, you know, reward loyalty and everything

Do female claimants raise their own armies and go out fighting?

Claimants are like hero characters before they get their throne, afterwards they are simply liege with default 60 relation with you at the start.

 

[ssouthwell]

I put isolla on the throne then realized that i didn't like having a queen telling me what to do because i was marshal and had more land then her... She controlled the biggest faction and i wanted it... i don't like sharing and i don't lke being second most powerful... so know we are in swadias third rebellion! viva la revolution!

 

[Zenithars]

I put isolla on the throne then realized that i didn't like having a queen telling me what to do because i was marshal and had more land then her... She controlled the biggest faction and i wanted it... i don't like sharing and i don't lke being second most powerful... so know we are in swadias third rebellion! viva la revolution!

Haha There is a lot of lore that says Rhodoks rebelled from them, so yours would be the fourth rebellion on Swadia in your timeline

 

[ssouthwell]

I put isolla on the throne then realized that i didn't like having a queen telling me what to do because i was marshal and had more land then her... She controlled the biggest faction and i wanted it... i don't like sharing and i don't lke being second most powerful... so know we are in swadias third rebellion! viva la revolution!

Haha There is a lot of lore that says Rhodoks rebelled from them, so yours would be the fourth rebellion on Swadia in your timeline

The Rhodocks rebelled before my time... So i was part of the third rebellion in "my time." Fourth total...

 

[Zenithars]

I put isolla on the throne then realized that i didn't like having a queen telling me what to do because i was marshal and had more land then her... She controlled the biggest faction and i wanted it... i don't like sharing and i don't lke being second most powerful... so know we are in swadias third rebellion! viva la revolution!

Haha There is a lot of lore that says Rhodoks rebelled from them, so yours would be the fourth rebellion on Swadia in your timeline

The Rhodocks rebelled before my time... So i was part of the third rebellion in "my time." Fourth total...

Ah, very good. Rhodoks have an interesting history. I would love to hear Swadia. They're supposedly the oldest in the Game.

 

[ssouthwell]

I agree the Rhodocks history is indeed interesting.

 

[ssouthwell]

http://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,281024.new.html#new

Read all about it..................

 

[Zenithars]

http://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,281024.new.html#new

Read all about it..................

Already beat you to it

 

[Sir Dekalb]

Harlaus is a terrible king. I've got two somewhat advanced games and in both he has lost Uxkhal and Dhirim irrevocably by day 300. Declares war on Vaegirs to reclaim Dhirim, two days later invites everyone for a feast... Fail.

Surprisingly in both games Vaegirs have been rolling high and they have totally owned the Nords (once taking all their towns but Tihr), while the Khergits lost 3 of their cities to Sarranids. Rhodoks took Shariz and Uxkhal in both games.

Do not insult King harlus he is a GREAT man

 

[ssouthwell]

Harlaus is a terrible king. I've got two somewhat advanced games and in both he has lost Uxkhal and Dhirim irrevocably by day 300. Declares war on Vaegirs to reclaim Dhirim, two days later invites everyone for a feast... Fail.

Surprisingly in both games Vaegirs have been rolling high and they have totally owned the Nords (once taking all their towns but Tihr), while the Khergits lost 3 of their cities to Sarranids. Rhodoks took Shariz and Uxkhal in both games.

Do not insult King harlus he is a GREAT man

King Harlous is ok but he really isnt the powerful warrior king that swadia needs he seems kinda week and that is why swdia needs isola