Kill the member above you! II

[Jerky]

The rules are, like they were and shall be, by the words of the one who created this thread before me IceBlzzrd:
Find a creative way to kill the member above you.

Additionally, if anyone wants to know,
[me=Jerky]Drowns the member above in it's own nothingness[/me]
is acclompished with

[me=>name<]pwnz teh membar abboves me[/me]

Hugglez!
=^-^=Jerky=^-^=

 

[Ingolifs]

[me=ingolifs]wonders what the point of so many new threads is.[/me]

 

[Jerky]

They went past hundred pages, so L-l nuked 'em again, so I recreated them again.
[me=Jerky]points out that Ingolifs didn't kill the member above him, and then proves mathematically that he should have done it, and he is destroyed by the pure illogicy.[/me]

Hugglez!
=^-^=Jerky=^-^=

 

[Buenor]

*Destroys Jerky with the power of his left pinky toe*

 

[Jerky]

[me=Jerky]puts on the ring of power(the one ring... To rule them all!!), and zaps away Buenor's toes. He falls over and dies of hunger.[/me]

Hugglez!
=^-^=Jerky=^-^=

 

[Simo]

[me=Simo]applies the classical "mustard+cat's behind=a cat running until it dies"-method to Jerky.[/me]

 

[Bascavia10]

[me=]I KILL SIMO WITH MY (or Aragorns) CATA!!! An scartch of this huge, gigantic beast guarrantee your death. Mauuw!!![/me]

 

[Bascavia10]

((?))

 

[Bascavia10]

[me=]Shots Naridill down with an double-barreld gun.[/me]

 

[Swordmaster]

*Swordmaster counter-summons the army of the dead upon Bascavia10*

 

[Bascavia10]

[me=] Aragorn summons in name of Bascavia10 the 9 Nazgul including the Witch-King, Sauron, Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas, The White Tower Guards, the Rohhirim, all Gondor Guards, all Elves, all Dwarves, some Hobbits, Saruman, Orcs, Uruk-Hai's and Goblins wich army of 90.000 men combine their attacks against swordmaster, wich is dead in 1 minute. [/me]

 

[Hallequin]

* Bang bang. You dead. Go figure.

 

[mrcrotch]

*Bites him ^ - he eventually dies from infection from swimming in a river*

 

[Hallequin]

* Rathyr's already dead. I mean look at his avy. So yeah, let's just leave him dead.

 

[pmdezso]

the ball in the kids hands asplode. dead.

 

[Buenor]

*Shoves a PO TAE TOES down sams throat*

 

[pmdezso]

that was so anticipated, its not funny

 

[Simo]

[me=Simo]shoves Sam down pmdezso's throat[/me]

 

[Keeper]

* Simo suffocates in that tight dress... *

 

[Kobrag]

still searching for a suitible head kobrag tries^ head on for size,unfortunatly for ^ the removal process kills ^