Kid hit by meteorite

[rejenorst]

A kid in Germany had a meteor the size of a pea shoot through his hand... I have waited for this for a long time... he is THE CHOSEN ONE ... lol joke but yeah thats will definately impress the chicks


Lucky bugger.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/technology/825171/schoolboy-survives-meteor-strike

 

[Mage246]

Huh, looks like God *does* still smite people if they piss him off badly enough. I bet it's because he liked to touch himself.

 

[Ilex]

Huh, looks like God *does* still smite people if they piss him off badly enough. I bet it's because he liked to touch himself.

So God gave him a new hole to use?

 

[Sedericus]

who needs the awkward talk after a one night stand when you can screw your own hand? this boy has been given a gift! a gift which in time...he will learn to use well.

 

[Kobrag]

They didn't graft over the hole?

 

[Mage246]

They said he had a scar. I don't know about you, but I can't **** a scar.

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

Getting hit by a meteorite is more likely than getting hit by lightning, it's apparently quite common.

 

[Theo]

It won't take long until he starts to mutate and generates super power to himself.

 

[Almalexia]

It won't take long until he starts to mutate and generates super power to himself.

He was obviously chosen by the gods of old to lead us to a new era of empire.

Now thats change I can get behind!

 

[fisheye]

The chances of a person being hit by a meteorite are thought to be about one in a million.

WTF bull**** is this, one in a million what trials? One in a million per second? One in a million per person per lifetime? One in a million for it to happen in the lifetime of the universe? Goddamn illiterate journalists, I hate it when they throw around meaningless numbers. Why not just call it one in a gajillion-whoop-units.

 

[Ilex]

They said he had a scar. I don't know about you, but I can't **** a scar.

Due to doctors patching over the whole. God giveth, doctors taketh.

WTF bull**** is this, one in a million what trials? One in a million per second? One in a million per person per lifetime? One in a million for it to happen in the lifetime of the universe? Goddamn illiterate journalists, I hate it when they throw around meaningless numbers. Why not just call it one in a gajillion-whoop-units.

Whatever the trials I'd say that is a good chance. I mean there are like 6 billion people living on this globe; we should be seeing these kind of news more often.

 

[Dudro]

Huh, looks like God *does* still smite people if they piss him off badly enough. I bet it's because he liked to touch himself.

Then again, who doesn't?

 

[Swadius 2.0]

Huh, looks like God *does* still smite people if they piss him off badly enough. I bet it's because he liked to touch himself.

Then again, who doesn't?

People who have other people touch their bodies for them?

 

[iamahorse]

I think the 1 in a 1,000,000 thing was about someone being hit and surviving.

 

[mdk31]

Getting hit by a meteorite is more likely than getting hit by lightning, it's apparently quite common.

I've only ever heard of one other person getting hit by a meteorite, and that was in the 50s.

 

[Raz]

I think the 1 in a 1,000,000 thing was about someone being hit and surviving.

I think they meant that every meteor that comes down has a one in a million chance of hitting a human.

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

Getting hit by a meteorite is more likely than getting hit by lightning, it's apparently quite common.

I've only ever heard of one other person getting hit by a meteorite, and that was in the 50s.

Yeah yeah I read the article anyway, but a trip to google shows me straight away a girl in my home county got hit with one.

Plus I read my first statement in New Scientist. You don't want to be arguing with New Scientist, DO YOU?

 

[Theo]

They are pulling those numbers out of their asses.

 

[Eino]

It won't take long until he starts to mutate and generates super power to himself.

Oh my freaking God finally! After Hiroshima, Nagasaki and Tjernobyl was a disappointment i can now hope for the meterorite

 

[fisheye]

I think the 1 in a 1,000,000 thing was about someone being hit and surviving.

I think they meant that every meteor that comes down has a one in a million chance of hitting a human.

Ok, that makes sense.