Worbah
Grandmaster Knight
These really aren't for children. Juno, Hendy, and Fluffy, close your eyes and **** off 
(Just kidding). And they mightn't be too funny, they maybe suffered in the translation. But still, I've heard these over the years, and the second one I actually heard from a priest :
1:
A zoophile, a sadist, a necrophiliac and a extreme sports fan have gone to prison and share a cell. The zoophile starts speaking:
"Man, i wish there was a cat here, so I could have sex with it."
Then the sadist says:
"After you were done I'd torture it to death."
The necrophiliac then says:
"And then I'd have sex with it."
The three continue dreaming, and then the extreme sports fan says:
"Meow."
2:
There's some repairing going on in an old catholic church. One of the worker sees the priest coming out of the confession thingy (sorry, don't know the word for it), and he starts waving at the worker. He then asks 'what?'. The priest says he has to go to the toilet, and he needs the builder to go hear the confessions. The builder refuses, because he isn't a priest. He doesn't know how many 'hail marys' he should assign to everyone. The priest just says that there is a list of sins in the booth. The worker then agrees to do it. The first few ones are easy: theft, adultery, etc. But then comes a hard one: anal sex. The guy panics, because it's not in the list. He then opens the door a bit and whispers to an altar boy:
"pssst!"
"What?"
"What has the priest usually given for anal sex?"
The boy blushes and says:
"A packet of crisps and a coke."
3:
A gay man is walking down the street, when he sees some worker drilling the street with a (I'm not sure, but I think it's called pneumatic drill. Anyway, the type of drill that you drill streets with.) He then puts his hands on his hips and says: "You're just drilling..."
The worker ignores him, and continues his work. He then says again:
"You're just drilling..."
The worker then replies:
"Go away, I'm trying to work here."
The gay man then says for the third time:
"You're just drilling..."
The worker loses it:
"You'd better piss off, or I'll shove this drill up your ass!!!"
This only brings a smile to his face as he says:
"You're just promising..."
(Just kidding). And they mightn't be too funny, they maybe suffered in the translation. But still, I've heard these over the years, and the second one I actually heard from a priest :1:
A zoophile, a sadist, a necrophiliac and a extreme sports fan have gone to prison and share a cell. The zoophile starts speaking:
"Man, i wish there was a cat here, so I could have sex with it."
Then the sadist says:
"After you were done I'd torture it to death."
The necrophiliac then says:
"And then I'd have sex with it."
The three continue dreaming, and then the extreme sports fan says:
"Meow."
2:
There's some repairing going on in an old catholic church. One of the worker sees the priest coming out of the confession thingy (sorry, don't know the word for it), and he starts waving at the worker. He then asks 'what?'. The priest says he has to go to the toilet, and he needs the builder to go hear the confessions. The builder refuses, because he isn't a priest. He doesn't know how many 'hail marys' he should assign to everyone. The priest just says that there is a list of sins in the booth. The worker then agrees to do it. The first few ones are easy: theft, adultery, etc. But then comes a hard one: anal sex. The guy panics, because it's not in the list. He then opens the door a bit and whispers to an altar boy:
"pssst!"
"What?"
"What has the priest usually given for anal sex?"
The boy blushes and says:
"A packet of crisps and a coke."
3:
A gay man is walking down the street, when he sees some worker drilling the street with a (I'm not sure, but I think it's called pneumatic drill. Anyway, the type of drill that you drill streets with.) He then puts his hands on his hips and says: "You're just drilling..."
The worker ignores him, and continues his work. He then says again:
"You're just drilling..."
The worker then replies:
"Go away, I'm trying to work here."
The gay man then says for the third time:
"You're just drilling..."
The worker loses it:
"You'd better piss off, or I'll shove this drill up your ass!!!"
This only brings a smile to his face as he says:
"You're just promising..."
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