SPQR said:What?! you didnt like the joke?? I thought it was pretty funny.
and also a sad dose of reality..
You should have spaced the jokes out a bit.. lazy people, like me, only have a joke threshold of 1 or 2 per post.
I am muslim my good freind.SPQR said:What?! you didnt like the joke?? I thought it was pretty funny.
and also a sad dose of reality..
You should have spaced the jokes out a bit.. lazy people, like me, only have a joke threshold of 1 or 2 per post.
American politics jokes are only funny when about republicans.SPQR said:What?! you didnt like the joke?? I thought it was pretty funny.
and also a sad dose of reality..
You should have spaced the jokes out a bit.. lazy people, like me, only have a joke threshold of 1 or 2 per post.
lukakiwi said:some of these jokes are really good,
heres a sick one: whats the difference between a ferari and a pile of dead babies?
I dont have a ferari in my garage!
russik112 said:Horrible joke..
___ This one is funny!! _____
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, "What's this, Paw?"
The father responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is!"
While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened again, and a voluptuous twenty-four-year old woman stepped out.
The father turned to his son and said,"Go get your maw!"
Bravo, but my jokes are legendary, Jusr saying-Raven- said:A boy asks his mother, "Mum is it bad to have a willy?"
The mother replies, "No son, why do you ask?"
The young boy replies, "Because dads upstairs trying to pull his off"
russik112 said:Bravo, but my jokes are legendary, Jusr saying-Raven- said:A boy asks his mother, "Mum is it bad to have a willy?"
The mother replies, "No son, why do you ask?"
The young boy replies, "Because dads upstairs trying to pull his off"
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up.
But then the wife stops and says, "I don' t feel like it. I just want you to hold me."
The husband says " WHAT???" The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman.
The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.
So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big dept. store. He walks around and had her try on three very expensive outfits. And then tells his wife, We 'll take all three of them. Then goes over and gets matching shoes worth $200 each.
And then goes to the jewelry Dept. and gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited (she thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care). She goes for the tennis bracelet.
The husband says "but you don 't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then lets get it.'
The wife is jumping up and down. So excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says " I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register. "
The husband says, " no no no, honey we're not going to buy all this stuff." The wife face goes blank.
" No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
Her face gets really red she is about to explode and then the husband says" You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a MAN!"