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MadocComadrin

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Warning: light math!
Amanda is 21 years older than her son John. In 6 years from now, Amanda will be 5 times as old as John.
Question Where is John's father?
Fractional and negative years are allowed.
In Amanda. If you solve the system of equations, you'll find that John is -9 months old.
 

MadocComadrin

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Wait for my next joke 4 years from now. If you solve it, you'll piss yourself laughing and win a millennium prize at the same time!
 

Adorno

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- Did you know the game Mortal Kombat is actually based on a church song?
- Really?
- Yes, a Finnish Hymn
 

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Well, original jokes are somewhat cringy usually, although the right delivery at the right opportunity may compensate.
But anyway to explain it (if someone dancing to sirtaki while drinking mastika didn't get it), it's about crossing the o in road (word) conflated with crossing the road (infrastructure for chicken crossings).
 
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Antonis

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Well, I did get it, I just thought it was the dad-diest of dad jokes. And fyi, I abhor both traditional dances and anything mastiha flavoured. For the latter, the obnoxious advertising, trying to pass it as a bezoar for every illness, real or imaginative, probably has a lot to do with my unfathomable depths of hatred.
 
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