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Adorno

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German playwright Ernst Toller was sentenced to prison for high treason in 1919.
Friends defended him saying he was a good man.

A satirical cartoon in the paper wrote:

- Have you heard the latest news, Schorche, Toller only has to serve 5 years because he had an ethos.
- An ethos? I want one of those too! How do you get it?
- You imbecile. You can just buy one. It's the same as an alibi.
 

Adorno

Bedroom Assassin
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What happens when a desert becomes communist?

The supply of sand quickly drops.
 

kurczak

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Adorno said:
What happens when a desert becomes communist?

The supply of sand quickly drops.
from the olden days:

7 Wonders of a people's republic economy:

Everybody has a job
Although everybody has a job, nobody works
Although nobody works, the quotas are met 100%
Although the quotas are met, the shops are empty
Although the shops are empty, everyone's needs are fulfilled
Although everyone needs are fulfilled, everyone steals
Although everyone steals, no one reports any losses
 

Delora Filth

Do you want to run this ship?
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How can you tell your sister has started getting her period?

Daddy's cock tastes like blood.

Just to bring the intellectual level here down to baseline again.
 

Arvenski

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Why are the wives of Islamic extremists always unhappy with their sex lives?

Their husbands never last long.
 

MadocComadrin

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Warning: light math!
Amanda is 21 years older than her son John. In 6 years from now, Amanda will be 5 times as old as John.
Question Where is John's father?
Fractional and negative years are allowed.
In Amanda. If you solve the system of equations, you'll find that John is -9 months old.
 

MadocComadrin

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Wait for my next joke 4 years from now. If you solve it, you'll piss yourself laughing and win a millennium prize at the same time!