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I was on holiday in Madrid recently and whilst coughing and sneezing in my hotel bed, I realised that I needed medical attention. I called the concierge to get help and he replied "Oh, you're sick! Not a problem, we'll send our very own hotel doctor up to your room right away!"
The Doctor strolled into the room within seconds. As I stuttered and desperately tried to comprehend the situation, he calmly gave me an injection and reassured me that soon all my symptoms would go away. When I finally managed to stammer out "h... how does a hotel have their own doctor on immediate call?" The Doctor cracked a wry smile and shook his head:
The Doctor strolled into the room within seconds. As I stuttered and desperately tried to comprehend the situation, he calmly gave me an injection and reassured me that soon all my symptoms would go away. When I finally managed to stammer out "h... how does a hotel have their own doctor on immediate call?" The Doctor cracked a wry smile and shook his head:
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inn Physician
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It was pretty good.
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Gentlemen may read on your own recognizance.
What does it mean when your man is lying in bed, barely moving, panting and gasping for breath while weakly calling your name?
Gentlemen may read on your own recognizance.
What does it mean when your man is lying in bed, barely moving, panting and gasping for breath while weakly calling your name?
It means you didn't hold the pillow over his face long enough.
What happens if you toss a Finn who can't swim in a lake?
I will be here until someone enforces vagrancy laws.
He'll sinki
I will be here until someone enforces vagrancy laws.
It’s not like you can move anyway. Even if you could move, you wouldn’t fit through the door.
shutup colely im framing this as a protest
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Grandmaster Knight
A Catholic band's first album
1. Holy, Holy, Holy
2. Blessed ( In D Major)
3. Road to Galilee
4. Jesus Cumming (In A Minor)
1. Holy, Holy, Holy
2. Blessed ( In D Major)
3. Road to Galilee
4. Jesus Cumming (In A Minor)
Hey, did you guys hear about the controversial self-flagellator who finally quit? I guess he was tired of all the backlash.
this is OC
DO NOT STEAL
this is OC
DO NOT STEAL
yea, and you only get one warning
German playwright Ernst Toller was sentenced to prison for high treason in 1919.
Friends defended him saying he was a good man.
A satirical cartoon in the paper wrote:
- Have you heard the latest news, Schorche, Toller only has to serve 5 years because he had an ethos.
- An ethos? I want one of those too! How do you get it?
- You imbecile. You can just buy one. It's the same as an alibi.
Friends defended him saying he was a good man.
A satirical cartoon in the paper wrote:
- Have you heard the latest news, Schorche, Toller only has to serve 5 years because he had an ethos.
- An ethos? I want one of those too! How do you get it?
- You imbecile. You can just buy one. It's the same as an alibi.
What happens when a desert becomes communist?
The supply of sand quickly drops.
What did the linguist say to the woman he met at the bar?
Phoneme.
from the olden days:Adorno said:
7 Wonders of a people's republic economy:
Everybody has a job
Although everybody has a job, nobody works
Although nobody works, the quotas are met 100%
Although the quotas are met, the shops are empty
Although the shops are empty, everyone's needs are fulfilled
Although everyone needs are fulfilled, everyone steals
Although everyone steals, no one reports any losses
How can you tell your sister has started getting her period?
Just to bring the intellectual level here down to baseline again.
Daddy's cock tastes like blood.
Just to bring the intellectual level here down to baseline again.
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