Random assortment. Probably some reposts but whatever.
What is the difference between Madeline McCann and blue smarties?
- We'd all know what blue smarties would look like if they were to come back again.
Do you think when paedophiles exchange pictures of kids, Madeline McCann comes as a shiny?
I heard that Anders Breivik shot 69 on Utøya, I was thinking, even if he played off scratch that would still be 40 points
Where did the Norwegian police find Anders Breivik when they landed on Utøya?
- On the far right.
When my wife came in from work I flung my arms around her.
"Thank God you're safe!"
"What's brought this on?" She asked, puzzled.
"I heard that a cow was causing chaos on the M25 and just made the assumption that you'd had an accident."
What do spinach and anal sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
I don't know what's happening in this country. You've got school children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children. It's a nightmare - you don't know whether to carry sweets or money.
What is the difference between Madeline McCann and blue smarties?
- We'd all know what blue smarties would look like if they were to come back again.
Do you think when paedophiles exchange pictures of kids, Madeline McCann comes as a shiny?
I heard that Anders Breivik shot 69 on Utøya, I was thinking, even if he played off scratch that would still be 40 points
Where did the Norwegian police find Anders Breivik when they landed on Utøya?
- On the far right.
When my wife came in from work I flung my arms around her.
"Thank God you're safe!"
"What's brought this on?" She asked, puzzled.
"I heard that a cow was causing chaos on the M25 and just made the assumption that you'd had an accident."
What do spinach and anal sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
I don't know what's happening in this country. You've got school children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children. It's a nightmare - you don't know whether to carry sweets or money.
