Jesus...no wonder he died.

[SteveO]

First dehorsed, then BAM! 

Worse than getting hit by a rogue horse.

 

[The Harmonizer]

In some cases survival will be worse

 

[Regendur]

"So, honey, how was your day?"
"Oh, I was just riding my horse at full speed when somebody killed it, then my groin slammed into a thick tree. But other than that, it was good."
"Well, that's good to hear. Now, you need to weed the cabbage patch, some of the guards got burrs in their boots the last time the Khergits attacked..."

 

[Spanky89]

haha

 

[wanderlust13]

nice one 

 

[Qwertyman]

He may have been attempting this very dangerous martial arts move:

'the ultimate wall-flip kick skull crushing maneuver'

 

[killop5]

Hehe

 

[Nord_Jesus]

Damnit. I thought this thread was about me. 

 

[Jess_the_Hobozerk]

Damnit. I thought this thread was about me. 

... It could be about you if you wanted it to be... SO!  How about that nord jesus? 

 

[Amroth]

Sorry, I believe in a flying spaghetti monster.

 

[Jess_the_Hobozerk]

Sorry, I believe in a flying spaghetti monster.

Blasphamy, I shall eat your flying spaghetti monster so you see how great nord jesus is.

 

[capnprophetic]

Sorry, I believe in a flying spaghetti monster.

Blasphamy, I shall eat your flying spaghetti monster so you see how great nord jesus is.

You can do that if you want, but remember that FSM heaven has a beer volcano and stripper-factories.

 

[Darky5]

No wonder everyone thinks Nords is the most fun faction :Q



sorry for the big pic.. its my default screen size.. 1920 x 1080  24''

 

[Seawied86]

took me a while to figure out what the picture was about 

 

[Qwertyman]

same XD much lols- how did you survive that?

(ooh ohh look! im on the screeny killing CamoflageCaca with my axe!)

 

[Phean]

Sorry, I believe in a flying spaghetti monster.

Interested in starting a clan of Pastafarians?

 

[capnprophetic]

Sorry, I believe in a flying spaghetti monster.

Interested in starting a clan of Pastafarians?

That would be quite a fun clan.

 

[Darky5]

yeah.. i know you were in picture #2 aswell, ( middle picture in page 1 )

 

[Kapt Torbjorn]

I think he was crucified actually.

 

[SteveO]

Tis but a scratch!  Must have been perfect to only sever the corpus collosum

...and the hypothalamus...and brain stem.  But who needs those.




What's amazing is that it only took off 1/5 or so of his health.  Those Khergit caps are money.