Its the end of the world as we know it

[Gidean]

Ok well maybe not right now but soon.. As a hobby of mine i have been collecting generalised survival guides, books and blueprints of scrap built technologies, home doctoring and apocolypse "how to" books.. so i am thinkin of putting together a master compilation and am asking for any ideas you all have and things you know about

Heres some things to get you all started -

The wood gasifier - converts woodchips to gas for power
Using pet medicine for people medicines
or this here nifty little bunker

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[Kobrag]

I think survivalists are paranoid wackos to be honest.

 

[Elenmmare]

Care to explain the diagram...? Why isn't the woman turning the wheel?

 

[Gidean]

I think survivalists are paranoid wackos to be honest.

they sure are ... like i said this is a hobby not a lifestyle .. besides cant hurt to have a how to handy when and if the bombs fall

Care to explain the diagram...? Why isn't the woman turning the wheel?

she is testing for poison gas .. if she dies man puts on gas mask

 

[Kazzan]

Using a dildo to give ones self pleasure, the survivalists guide.

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Yeah I got nothing.

 

[Gidean]

Using a dildo to give ones self pleasure, the survivalists guide.

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Yeah I got nothing.

well you tried and i am grateful for that

 

[A_Mustang]

I would love to invest in survival gear, but i lack the money for the first series of weapons and time to get trained. 

 

[Gidean]

I would love to invest in survival gear, but i lack the money for the first series of weapons and time to get trained. 

yea ive been putting a few things aside from my time in the Army .. weapons are always the hard thing to get 

 

[Elenmmare]

When the nukes fall, you'll be unprepared. It all boils down to luck.

 

[Gidean]

When the nukes fall, you'll be unprepared. It all boils down to luck.

not all luck but alot .. and skill .. it doenst hurt to have a bit of know how and a bit of survival gear on hand

 

[Elenmmare]

All your fancy gear doesn't help if you're stuck in traffic when it happens.

 

[Gidean]

thats where luck comes in right this is surviaval after the fact mostly

 

[Jericho]

Seriously in the event of surviving a nuclear holocaust, life will not be worth living so a better plan is to stash some booze and munchies so when the **** starts flying you can have a big end of the world party and hopefully you’ll find someone to fornicate with until the radiation poisoning rots your cock off then you can get totally ****faced drunk, pass out and drown in your own vomit. 

 

[Gidean]

Seriously in the event of surviving a nuclear holocaust, life will not be worth living so a better plan is to stash some booze and munchies so when the **** starts flying you can have a big end of the world party and hopefully you’ll find someone to fornicate with until the radiation poisoning rots your cock off then you can get totally ****faced drunk, pass out and drown in your own vomit. 

you are wise in the ways of many things

 

[Austupaio]

Two pills of cyanide, one for me and one for my woman. I don't want to die horribly in the event of an apocalypse.

 

[Gidean]

one of the ideas behind this thread is so you dont have to die... its actualy doable.. if you have the desire to live i guess

 

[Austupaio]

Why would you want to though? Life's pretty uninteresting as it is, living everyday sick from radiation won't make it any better.

If you got lucky and managed to scramble together a reliable location and a lot of firearms, the whole zombie thing might be fun for a day. Then the smell, the revulsion and the fear would set in.

 

[Gidean]

thats right life is uninteresting that mostly because we dont have to do anything for ourselves any more .. so we can sit and play rpgs and pretend.. life would be a struggle everyday .. yeah zombies would be fun for a while ... probly not that long though

 

[Stinus]

Threads like this make me kind of aggresive.

Gidean, or you are young or English isn't your native language. Or you are dumb. But if people start these threads with this kind of language, I almost immediatly think they are twats.

The fact that you proudly prntscr + copy + pasted the watched sign, very unprofessionally in your avatar, only adds up to my suspicions.
Gidean, you... are a T-W-A-T.

 

[DSparil]

Threads like this make me kind of aggresive.

Gidean, or you are young or English isn't your native language. Or you are dumb. But if people start these threads with this kind of language, I almost immediatly think they are twats.

The fact that you proudly prntscr + copy + pasted the watched sign, very unprofessionally in your avatar, only adds up to my suspicions.
Gidean, you... are a T-W-A-T.

Someone give this guy some clonazepam, he needs it, badly.