Kormin
Master Knight
ancalimon said:Well... I have written a film script. the name of the film is "I have a small penis and yours is bigger than mine" It's a religious drama (more dramatic than religious actually).. There are people living in Europe that migrated from Asia with huge penises (actually they migrated because they were banished thousands of years ago) and they love waving it around and worship it. There are people living in Asia with small penises but these people believe in God. These people with small penises are ahead culturally and technologically. They are better and they win fights because they use their swords and fortunately their horses have huge penises while the people in Europe keep fighting with their penises and keep showing it to their enemies during battles. Some weird guy (a special case with a small penis or maybe even someone without balls) among the people with huge penises decide to steal the God of the people with small penises and turn it into a penis. They steal the God from the people that migrate much later to Europe and leave the people without a God and all that's left to them are... Small penises and a huge invisible penis God in the shape of an icon. The people in Europe start waving their God instead of their penises and build statues with small penises making fun of the people with small penises. Wherever they go, they wave their God and convert the population into penis worshipers. They turn their God into "an invisible penis"...
You see.. A penis is both father and son at the same time. They live in the same shell. Just like we live with our fathers in our homes. When a man have sex and her wife says "that's the spirit!" We have the trinity. father, son and the spirit.
Fortunately for all of us, the script got rejected several times.
What the Hell... I believe you might have Guns, Germs, and Steel mixed up with one of the works of Sigmund Freud
And yes Tyr is far better then Odin