Is it just me or Lord Haeda is a total douche?

[Captured Joe]

LOL

 

[MrDroopid]

Emir Ghanwana hes a turd

 

[chargers1783]

Any lord that decides my fief on the other side of the world needs to be raided because the one he stands in front of is too convenient.

 

[Lord Tristan]

HEY! Jarl Haeda is a total beast out there on the battlefield. I see him charging into enemy ranks, loosing arrows into the crowd, then rushing in with his axe.

 

[jakiskretyn]

HEY! Jarl Haeda is a total beast out there on the battlefield. I see him charging into enemy ranks, loosing arrows into the crowd, then rushing in with his axe.

Don't mess this with courage. It's just that he has inteligence of a beast. At feasts he just grunts, roars and tries to get on dirty with everything that has two legs (...or sometimes he isn't so picky).

 

[ThorofAsgard]

Oh hello, Harlaus. Planning to take back those castles we lost to the Nords, oh, a few months ago? No? What about the cities? Not a chance, eh? Okay.

So what are you doing? Planning a feast? Cool.

And your going to proceed to name a lord marshal during the feast! Excelent! Finally some... what, why did you just name a new marshal? What the... what are you doing? THATS IT, PREPARE TO DIE!
Does that answer your question?

Welcome to the club! 

Harlaus needs to get his fat ass off of his chair, loose a few hundred pounds and start defending the kingdom when I join all the other Rhodok lords in charging right through Swadia, we don't need to worry about most lords because they all answer Harlaus's summons and are all sitting pretty at Praven. Then when the lords do come out they seem to be so hungover they lead their armies one at a time, not teaming up, right into a party of Rhodoks, which all the other Rhodoks swarm.

 

[Evil Cereal]

Oh hello, Harlaus. Planning to take back those castles we lost to the Nords, oh, a few months ago? No? What about the cities? Not a chance, eh? Okay.

So what are you doing? Planning a feast? Cool.

And your going to proceed to name a lord marshal during the feast! Excelent! Finally some... what, why did you just name a new marshal? What the... what are you doing? THATS IT, PREPARE TO DIE!
Does that answer your question?

Welcome to the club! 

Harlaus needs to get his fat ass off of his chair, loose a few hundred pounds and start defending the kingdom when I join all the other Rhodok lords in charging right through Swadia, we don't need to worry about most lords because they all answer Harlaus's summons and are all sitting pretty at Praven. Then when the lords do come out they seem to be so hungover they lead their armies one at a time, not teaming up, right into a party of Rhodoks, which all the other Rhodoks swarm.

*hits his head*
So that's why Haringoth is always so grumpy... And I thought he didn't have enough of the Ergellonian cheese!


WANT SOME ERGELLONIAN CHEESE?

HUH?

HUH?

 

[The Sharo]

Boyar Gustay (sorry for spelling) Im married to Lady Akalina Boyar Ralchas Daughter I WAS (im now king of Calandria) the favorite o King Yargolek and EVRY other Lord in the vagiers excepte for him he disliked me 9 suspicious and and when i wasn't at war with vagiers he terrorized my villages when  was he had his little 1 man army raiding all my villages honestly whats wrong with the man.

 

[ThorofAsgard]

Oh hello, Harlaus. Planning to take back those castles we lost to the Nords, oh, a few months ago? No? What about the cities? Not a chance, eh? Okay.

So what are you doing? Planning a feast? Cool.

And your going to proceed to name a lord marshal during the feast! Excelent! Finally some... what, why did you just name a new marshal? What the... what are you doing? THATS IT, PREPARE TO DIE!
Does that answer your question?

Welcome to the club! 

Harlaus needs to get his fat ass off of his chair, loose a few hundred pounds and start defending the kingdom when I join all the other Rhodok lords in charging right through Swadia, we don't need to worry about most lords because they all answer Harlaus's summons and are all sitting pretty at Praven. Then when the lords do come out they seem to be so hungover they lead their armies one at a time, not teaming up, right into a party of Rhodoks, which all the other Rhodoks swarm.

*hits his head*
So that's why Haringoth is always so grumpy... And I thought he didn't have enough of the Ergellonian cheese!


WANT SOME ERGELLONIAN CHEESE?

HUH?

HUH?

CHEESE!

Boyar Gustay (sorry for spelling) Im married to Lady Akalina Boyar Ralchas Daughter I WAS (im now king of Calandria) the favorite o King Yargolek and EVRY other Lord in the vagiers excepte for him he disliked me 9 suspicious and and when i wasn't at war with vagiers he terrorized my villages when  was he had his little 1 man army raiding all my villages honestly whats wrong with the man.

He did the same thing to me, then I threw him into the dungeon and didn't let him out when they were wishing to ransom him.

 

[The Sharo]

Oh hello, Harlaus. Planning to take back those castles we lost to the Nords, oh, a few months ago? No? What about the cities? Not a chance, eh? Okay.

So what are you doing? Planning a feast? Cool.

And your going to proceed to name a lord marshal during the feast! Excelent! Finally some... what, why did you just name a new marshal? What the... what are you doing? THATS IT, PREPARE TO DIE!
Does that answer your question?

Welcome to the club! 

Harlaus needs to get his fat ass off of his chair, loose a few hundred pounds and start defending the kingdom when I join all the other Rhodok lords in charging right through Swadia, we don't need to worry about most lords because they all answer Harlaus's summons and are all sitting pretty at Praven. Then when the lords do come out they seem to be so hungover they lead their armies one at a time, not teaming up, right into a party of Rhodoks, which all the other Rhodoks swarm.

*hits his head*
So that's why Haringoth is always so grumpy... And I thought he didn't have enough of the Ergellonian cheese!


WANT SOME ERGELLONIAN CHEESE?

HUH?

HUH?

CHEESE!

Boyar Gustay (sorry for spelling) Im married to Lady Akalina Boyar Ralchas Daughter I WAS (im now king of Calandria) the favorite o King Yargolek and EVRY other Lord in the vagiers excepte for him he disliked me 9 suspicious and and when i wasn't at war with vagiers he terrorized my villages when  was he had his little 1 man army raiding all my villages honestly whats wrong with the man.

He did the same thing to me, then I threw him into the dungeon and didn't let him out when they were wishing to ransom him.

for me I just ley him join me then i got hm for treason and hopeed hed leave calandia which he didnt so i have come to the conclusion he just wants to be a pain in my ass.

 

[chargers1783]

Harlaus is a very nice man. All those tournaments at the start of a game really boosts your treasury.

 

[ThorofAsgard]

Harlaus is a very nice man. All those tournaments at the start of a game really boosts your treasury.

In that case he does help, but tactically he is a useless piece of (very heavy) meat

 

[chargers1783]

As your sig says he is obviously playing untactically and if he can control difficulty he would be a monster.

 

[A Highly Visible Ninja]

I've found in just about every game I play, regardless of faction, Jarl Olaf irritates me the most.

The one who tends to cause me the most problems on the world map is usually count Grainwad.

 

[Ilevus]

I've found in just about every game I play, regardless of faction, Jarl Olaf irritates me the most.

The one who tends to cause me the most problems on the world map is usually count Grainwad.

Incidentally enough, I tend to have a friendly rivalry with Olaf in most of my games. I normally join the Nords first, so its usually a competition between me and Olaf as to who gets to be marshal and who gets the new fiefs. For some reason Ragnar seems to love him. Of course, now he's one of my vassals. 

As for Grainwad, he's been changing sides ever since I defeated the Swadians and always pops up with whoever I conquer next. So while he is annoying in that way, I still have 100 relation with him due to our honour. XP

 

[chargers1783]

Olaf is a jackass in my games. Playing as the nords we were dominating and he was getting a fair amount of fiefs compared to everyone else, he was also marshal for a very long time. Then after we demolished the Vaegirs leaving them with just Curaw he decides to switch over and help a dying cause. This did not stop our war machine but it was a pain in the ass.

 

[ThorofAsgard]

Olaf is a jackass in my games. Playing as the nords we were dominating and he was getting a fair amount of fiefs compared to everyone else, he was also marshal for a very long time. Then after we demolished the Vaegirs leaveing them with just Curaw he decides to switch over and help a dying cause. This did not stop our war machine but it was a pain in the ass.

lol, he joined the Vaegirs when they only had a single town left, now that is confidence.

 

[Desideratus]

The AI won't ****ing leave me alone.  Ever. That's mostly the reason I never play SP mods anymore unless i'm just cheating.

 

[Evaristo]

Tarchias is a jackass. When I played a male I was trying to court his daughter and he just wouldn't let up. I didn't wish to elope because I was honoring the father's decision, but I was doing my best to have him approve of me. After trying so long, with such a high reputation with him, I finally gave up when Matheas (He and I were total bros in this particular game) offered me permission to see his daughter when I haven't even MET her. Well, eventually I married Matheas' girl, but the real kicker is that the literal DAY after I had proposed to her, Tarchias gave me permission to see his own daughter. 

In my current game, as a female, Tarchias is a bit of a douche as well, though our characters don't interact, he defects like a crazy person. Seeing his low troop count makes me happy, though we've never done battle, he is obviously disliked by much of Calradia.

Loruqen is also a bastard. He's the only enemy of my female character due to my kicking his butt in a duel when I decided to stand up for myself after his remark implying I would be beaten if I was caught wearing armor. Yeah, we don't talk much anymore. Thankfully for him we haven't done real battle just yet, because HE'LL be the one who gets the beatings should I get my hands on him. 

 

[ThorofAsgard]

Tarchias is a jackass. When I played a male I was trying to court his daughter and he just wouldn't let up. I didn't wish to elope because I was honoring the father's decision, but I was doing my best to have him approve of me. After trying so long, with such a high reputation with him, I finally gave up when Matheas (He and I were total bros in this particular game) offered me permission to see his daughter when I haven't even MET her. Well, eventually I married Matheas' girl, but the real kicker is that the literal DAY after I had proposed to her, Tarchias gave me permission to see his own daughter. 

In my current game, as a female, Tarchias is a bit of a douche as well, though our characters don't interact, he defects like a crazy person. Seeing his low troop count makes me happy, though we've never done battle, he is obviously disliked by much of Calradia.

Loruqen is also a bastard. He's the only enemy of my female character due to my kicking his butt in a duel when I decided to stand up for myself after his remark implying I would be beaten if I was caught wearing armor. Yeah, we don't talk much anymore. Thankfully for him we haven't done real battle just yet, because HE'LL be the one who gets the beatings should I get my hands on him. 

Loruqen is the only Rhodok lord I absolutely hate, not only is he a jack ass but he has that stupid armour that you can't find any where (mail and plate).