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<Bugman> so i take it a tight ***** is a good thing?
<Horse> lawl
<ALEX|HAM> hahaha
<Horse> LAWL
<@SupremeAllah> <3 bugman
<ALEX|HAM> sigged
<Bugman> :sad:
<ALEX|HAM> totally sigged
<Horse> Please.
<lumikant> someone topic that
<Horse> Screen cap it.
<lumikant> dear christ
<Lhorkan> :razz:
<ALEX|HAM> screened
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(Yoshi made a bot that does all kinds of awesome stuff. :smile:)


[13:01] <Raz|> !suck
[13:01] <Yoshibot>  *Yoshibot sucks Raz's ****
[13:01] <Ursca> :grin:DD
[13:01] <Raz|> :smile:
[13:01] <Tostig^afk> !suck
[13:02] <Ursca> :grin:D
[13:02] <Lhorkan> :grin:
[13:02] <Lhorkan> :grin:D
[13:02] <Raz|> :'}
[13:02] <Tostig^afk> :sad:
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15:33 Kazzan :grin:
15:34 Highelf he's not kidding Kazzan
15:34 Highelf watch out for winter
15:34 Highelf he does not kid.
15:34 Kazzan :grin:
15:34 Winterslice I do sometimes.
15:34 Winterslice BUT NOT THIS TIME.
15:34 Kazzan :grin:
15:35 *** Kazzan was kicked by Winterslice (Enough with the cocking smileys.)
15:35 !!! You have been kicked from #mount&blade
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[19 July 09 15:35] * Lhorkan * !kick
[19 July 09 15:36] * Corvus kicks lhorkan in the face
[19 July 09 15:36] ^ Lost-Lambina is now known as Lost-Lambot
[19 July 09 15:36] ~ Lost-Lambot kicked Chubby1 (Lhorkan)
[19 July 09 15:36] * Lhorkan * :]
[19 July 09 15:36] * Corvus * lol
[19 July 09 15:36] * Highelf * Aha
[19 July 09 15:36] * Highelf * so the bot
[19 July 09 15:36] * Highelf * takes the newest ginger?
[19 July 09 15:36] * Highelf * and kicks that one?
[19 July 09 15:36] * Lhorkan * :grin:
[19 July 09 15:36] * Corvus * did yoshi ever get anywhere with his SIEG! bot
[19 July 09 15:36] * Lhorkan * he did
[19 July 09 15:36] * Alex|Aug * Yes.
[19 July 09 15:36] * Highelf * he got miles
[19 July 09 15:36] * Lhorkan * but he's not around now
[19 July 09 15:37] * Highelf * :eek:
[19 July 09 15:37] * Alex|Aug * Everytime someone said !kick
[19 July 09 15:37] * Alex|Aug * I got kicked
[19 July 09 15:37] * Corvus * lmao
[19 July 09 15:37] * Highelf * unfortunately
[19 July 09 15:37] * Lhorkan * And to top it
[19 July 09 15:37] * Highelf * good things don't last
[19 July 09 15:37] * Lhorkan * someone banned him afterwards
[19 July 09 15:37] * Alex|Aug * Lhorkan: That was because I posted a pic of Tubgirl
[19 July 09 15:37] * Lhorkan * oh
[19 July 09 15:37] * Corvus * artificial intelligence is obviously far more advanced than i ever imagined.
[19 July 09 15:37] * Lhorkan * why did you do that :neutral:
[19 July 09 15:38] * Lhorkan * Heh, Chubby has no idea what's going on, does he
[19 July 09 15:38] * Corvus * who is he on the forums, anyone know?
[19 July 09 15:38] * Lhorkan * We didn't ask him
[19 July 09 15:38] * Highelf * We did
[19 July 09 15:38] * Lhorkan * so I don't think we know
[19 July 09 15:38] > Tostig^afk ([email protected]) has joined
[19 July 09 15:38] * Lhorkan * We did?
[19 July 09 15:38] * Highelf * he didn't respond
[19 July 09 15:38] * Alex|Aug * For some reason
[19 July 09 15:39] * Lhorkan * <Chubby1> I'm surprised noone has asked who I am on TW, yet
[19 July 09 15:39] * Alex|Aug * Lhorkan: It could be that Corndawg guy
[19 July 09 15:39] * Alex|Aug * As he too is chubby
[19 July 09 15:39] * Lhorkan * No Alex|Aug
[19 July 09 15:39] * Lhorkan * Unless he took a random pic of a ginger
[19 July 09 15:40] * Tostig^afk tenderly rapes Lost-Lambot
[19 July 09 15:40] * Lost-Lambot likes it
[19 July 09 15:41] > Chubby1 ([email protected]) has joined
[19 July 09 15:41] * Lhorkan * !kick
[19 July 09 15:41] * Corvus * he's back
[19 July 09 15:41] * Lhorkan * :grin:
[19 July 09 15:41] * Chubby1 * hello joe
[19 July 09 15:41] * Corvus * anyone here called joe?
[19 July 09 15:41] * Chubby1 * no it's a simpsons quote
[19 July 09 15:42] * Alex|Aug * oh
[19 July 09 15:42] * Alex|Aug * how silly of us not to get it
[19 July 09 15:42] ~ Lost-Lambot kicked Chubby1 (Lhorkan)
[19 July 09 15:42] > Chubby1 ([email protected]) has joined
[19 July 09 15:42] * Chubby1 * I didn't say it was silly
[19 July 09 15:43] * Merc| * I'm going to go back to sleep
[19 July 09 15:43] * Tostig^afk * !kick
[19 July 09 15:43] ^ Merc| is now known as Merc|Bed
[19 July 09 15:43] * Alex|Aug * k
[19 July 09 15:43] * Chubby1 * yes, sleep
[19 July 09 15:43] * Chubby1 * sleep my pretty
[19 July 09 15:43] ~ Lost-Lambot kicked Chubby1 (Tostig^afk)
[19 July 09 15:43] * Corvus * isnt it like, 10am, there merc?
[19 July 09 15:43] > Chubby1 ([email protected]) has joined
[19 July 09 15:44] * Chubby1 * dammit
[19 July 09 15:44] * Alex|Aug * !kick
[19 July 09 15:44] * Merc|Bed * Corvus: 10:44
[19 July 09 15:44] * Merc|Bed * I didn't sleep well last night
[19 July 09 15:44] * Corvus * fair enough
[19 July 09 15:44] * Lhorkan * :3
[19 July 09 15:44] ~ Lost-Lambot kicked Chubby1 (Alex|Aug)
[19 July 09 15:44] * Lhorkan * Sooo
[19 July 09 15:44] > Chubby1 ([email protected]) has joined
[19 July 09 15:44] * Lhorkan * dog kept you busy eh
[19 July 09 15:44] * Corvus * can we have a kick ban next time :3
[19 July 09 15:44] * Lhorkan * and stuff
[19 July 09 15:44] * Chubby1 * how am I booted without ops?
[19 July 09 15:44] * Merc|Bed * !kick
[19 July 09 15:44] * Lhorkan * Then there's no fun, Corvus
[19 July 09 15:45] * Chubby1 * and why? what have I done?
[19 July 09 15:45] * Lhorkan * You have no soul :sad:
[19 July 09 15:45] ~ Lost-Lambot kicked Chubby1 (Merc|bed)
[19 July 09 15:45] * Lost-Lambot * :razz:
[19 July 09 15:45] * Merc|Bed * :grin:
[19 July 09 15:45] * Lhorkan * We're so nice to new people
[19 July 09 15:45] * Corvus * it's a necessary evil
[19 July 09 15:45] * Corvus * youve seen what the new people do to OT
[19 July 09 15:45] > Chubby1 ([email protected]) has joined
[19 July 09 15:45] * Chubby1 * I DO HAVE A SOULD
[19 July 09 15:46] * Corvus * ...
[19 July 09 15:46] * Chubby1 * I HAVE SOUL POWER
[19 July 09 15:46] * Corvus * cant spell though
[19 July 09 15:46] * Alex|Aug * YOU'RE GINGER
[19 July 09 15:46] * Chubby1 * I CAN'T SPELL IN RAGE
[19 July 09 15:46] * Alex|Aug * GINGERS HAVE NO SOUL
[19 July 09 15:46] * Lhorkan * So Chubby1
[19 July 09 15:46] * Alex|Aug * !kick
[19 July 09 15:46] * Chubby1 * YOU'RE GINGER TOO
[19 July 09 15:46] * Lhorkan * Who're you on teh forumz
[19 July 09 15:46] * Chubby1 * about time someone asked
[19 July 09 15:46] * Chubby1 * I'm registered
[19 July 09 15:46] ~ Lost-Lambot kicked Chubby1 (Alex|Aug)
[19 July 09 15:46] * Lhorkan * :grin:
[19 July 09 15:46] * Alex|Aug * :grin:
[19 July 09 15:46] * Corvus * lol
[19 July 09 15:46] > Chubby1 ([email protected]) has joined
[19 July 09 15:46] * Lhorkan * CLIFFHANGER
[19 July 09 15:46] * Chubby1 * I'm not registered*
[19 July 09 15:47] * Merc|Bed * Oh.
[19 July 09 15:47] * Lhorkan * What a twist!
[19 July 09 15:47] * Alex|Aug * in that case
[19 July 09 15:47] * Chubby1 * i've been a lurker for about a year
[19 July 09 15:47] * Alex|Aug * !kick
[19 July 09 15:47] * Lhorkan * !kick
[19 July 09 15:47] * Corvus waves
[19 July 09 15:47] ~ Lost-Lambot kicked Chubby1 (Alex|Aug)
[19 July 09 15:47] > Chubby1 ([email protected]) has joined
[19 July 09 15:47] * Merc|Bed * !kick
[19 July 09 15:47] * Lhorkan * :]
[19 July 09 15:47] * Corvus * this is more fun than sleeping isnt it merc
[19 July 09 15:47] * Merc|Bed * Yes
[19 July 09 15:47] ~ Lost-Lambot kicked Chubby1 (Merc|Bed)
[19 July 09 15:48] * Merc|Bed * My dreams are never as fun as this
[19 July 09 15:48] * Alex|Aug * We all love you, Lost-Lambot
[19 July 09 15:48] > Chubby1 ([email protected]) has joined
[19 July 09 15:48] * Lhorkan * Yes, Lost-Lambot <3
[19 July 09 15:48] * Chubby1 * **** this
[19 July 09 15:48] * Merc|Bed * <3
[19 July 09 15:48] * Corvus bows down before LLbot
[19 July 09 15:48] * Lhorkan * /raep
[19 July 09 15:48] * Corvus * bends over*
[19 July 09 15:48] * Tostig^afk * !kick
[19 July 09 15:48] * Chubby1 * I hate you
[19 July 09 15:49] * Lhorkan * :grin:
[19 July 09 15:49] * Tostig^afk * <3
[19 July 09 15:49] * Chubby1 * guess what
[19 July 09 15:49] * Corvus * :grin:
[19 July 09 15:49] * Lhorkan * <3
[19 July 09 15:49] * Alex|Aug * The feeling's mutual
[19 July 09 15:49] * Merc|Bed * <3
[19 July 09 15:49] * Alex|Aug * <3
[19 July 09 15:49] ~ Lost-Lambot kicked Chubby1 (Tostig^afk)
[19 July 09 15:49] > Chubby1 ([email protected]) has joined
[19 July 09 15:49] * Chubby1 * I'm captain lust and you can all blow me
[19 July 09 15:49] * Tostig^afk * 8==m=D¬
[19 July 09 15:49] * Merc|Bed * !kickban
[19 July 09 15:49] * Corvus * lololo
[19 July 09 15:49] * Lhorkan * He keeps bouncing back :3
[19 July 09 15:49] * Alex|Aug * !kickban
[19 July 09 15:49] * Chubby1 * lololol
[19 July 09 15:49] * Chubby1 * lololol
[19 July 09 15:49] ! Lost-Lambot sets mode +b *!*@host86-154-150-157.range86-154.btcentralplus.com
[19 July 09 15:49] ~ Lost-Lambot kicked Chubby1 (Merc|bed)
[19 July 09 15:49] * Lost-Lambot * Of course you all love me :razz:
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[18:35] <CupHead> coo'
[18:36] <CupHead> Who's Omerta?
[18:36]  * Tostig^afk slaps CupHead around a bit with a large trout
[18:37]  * CupHead slaps Tostig^afk around a bit with a large fishbot
[18:37] == Hietala [[email protected]] has joined #mount&blade
[18:37]  * Tostig^afk slaps CupHead around a bit with a large trout
[18:37]  * Tostig^afk slaps CupHead around a bit with a large trout
[18:37]  * CupHead slaps Tostig^afk around a bit with a large fishbot
[18:37]  * CupHead slaps Tostig^afk around a bit with a large fishbot
[18:37]  * CupHead slaps Tostig^afk around a bit with a large fishbot
[18:37]  * Tostig^afk slaps CupHead around a bit with a large trout
[18:37]  * Tostig^afk slaps CupHead around a bit with a large trout
[18:37]  * Tostig^afk slaps CupHead around a bit with a large trout
[18:37]  * Tostig^afk slaps CupHead around a bit with a large trout
[18:37]  * Tostig^afk slaps CupHead around a bit with a large trout
[18:37]  * Tostig^afk slaps CupHead around a bit with a large trout
[18:37]  * Tostig^afk slaps CupHead around a bit with a large trout
[18:37]  * Tostig^afk slaps CupHead around a bit with a large trout
[18:37]  * Tostig^afk slaps CupHead around a bit with a large trout
[18:37]  * Tostig^afk slaps CupHead around a bit with a large trout
[18:37]  * Tostig^afk slaps CupHead around a bit with a large trout
[18:37]  * Tostig^afk slaps CupHead around a bit with a large trout
[18:37]  * Tostig^afk slaps CupHead around a bit with a large trout
[18:37]  * Tostig^afk slaps CupHead around a bit with a large trout
[18:37]  * Tostig^afk slaps CupHead around a bit with a large trout
[18:38] <McFudge> Can you take that outside?
[18:38] <CupHead> he started it
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[23:14] <Merc|> 4, 9, 16, 25, 36, 49
[23:14] <Merc|> are all fine  by me
[23:15] <Merc|> Oh
[23:15] <Merc|> I also like the equine family
[23:15] * Lost-Lambina sets mode: +m
[23:15] <@Lost-Lambina> :smile:
[23:16] * Lost-Lambina sets mode: +o BearForce1
[23:16] * Lost-Lambina sets mode: +o ilex
[23:16] * Lost-Lambina sets mode: +v insta
[23:16] * Lost-Lambina sets mode: +v Raz|sleep
[23:17] * Lost-Lambina sets mode: -m
[23:17] <Merc|> foxes are cute
[23:17] <Merc|> as are opposums
[23:17] <Merc|> oppossums*
[23:17] <Horse> :neutral:
[23:17] <Highelf> WOMEN
[23:17] <Highelf> THEY NEVER GIVE UP
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* BearForce1 makes out with Stoned_elf
<@okiN_> Horse: you're double damned for marrying them
<@okiN_> So lol at you
* Stoned_elf whips out giant erect cock
<Horse> Psh
<Horse> I just have to repent, okin.
<Horse> That's the cool thing about christianity.
* BearForce1 rubs his own giant erect cock on Stoned_elf's giant erect cock
<Horse> "Dear lord I brutally raped a nun, I'm sorry and totally won't do it again"
<Horse> Are you two doing that snail penis fencing thing?
<@ilex> snails penis fight?
* BearForce1 pulls back his foreskin while touching tips with Stoned_elf's penis, touching tips with Stoned_elf's penis, then pulls his foreskin up, covering the tip of his own penis, as well as Stoned_elf's. We have docked.
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|<-- mrincredible has left quakenet (Ping timeout)
<Seff> ...we are all alone in the channel.
<Merc|> hmm
<Merc|> Let's draw on Bugman while he sleeps
<Seff> Ehehe.
* Seff draws a black **** on Bugman's cheek
<Merc|> :grin:
* Merc| writes penus on Bugman's forehead
* Seff draws a 'Deposit semen here' sign above Bugman's asscrack.
* Merc| applies lipstick and mascara and french braids Bugman's hair.
<Seff> XD
* Merc| snaps picture
<Merc|> Let's see how long it takes him to notice!
<Seff> :razz:
<Seff> I hope Pavlov sees him first.
 
<Horse> Are you drunk?
<SupremeAllah> no your drubnk
<Horse> So how much did you drink.
<SupremeAllah> I need ***** dog
<SupremeAllah> luke I DXEWMANT pussyt
<SupremeAllah> 5 real
<Horse> :'< I don't feel you, but I can feel you.
<Merc|> so
<SupremeAllah> we needs to get some *****es
<SupremeAllah> hi MErv
<Merc|> after drinking about 2 liters of liquid in a few hours
<SupremeAllah> tc
<SupremeAllah> merc
<Merc|> I finally got the horrid feeling
<Merc|> of oil sliding down your throat
<Merc|> to go away
<SupremeAllah> illl give ytou somthing to sliude down your troat
<SupremeAllah> andf by that i mean my semen
<SupremeAllah> from my pee peenis

=============================================

<SupremeAllah> Merc is trying to gain some weight for me
<SupremeAllah> bc shr knows i love fat womens
<Horse> D:
 
[23:02] <SupremeAllah> imma go this ****
[23:02] <SupremeAllah> imma call her
[23:02] <SupremeAllah> then inmmma masturbate
[23:02] <Seff> XD
[23:02] <SupremeAllah> then if she gets herter imma **** her
[23:02] <SupremeAllah> or fgall asleep
[23:02] <SupremeAllah> but euther way im going to bed sexuyally satisfied
[23:02] <Seff> That's the only true way!
[23:04] <Seff> Damn, Horse is PROPER black!
[23:06] <Merc|> good night, Pavlov
[23:09] <Merc|> let's draw on Pavlov's face while he's asleep
[23:11] * Seff draws a Stalin mustache on Pavlov, then a pair of sizable boobs in his forehead.
[23:12] * Merc| draws nipple rings on Pavlov's nipples.
[23:15] * Seff draws a bullseye on Pavlov's ass, and a monkey with its ass being his bellybutton.
[23:16] * mrincredible ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout)
[23:17] * Merc| applies lipstick and mascara to Pavlov.
 
[21:28] <SupremeAllah> 911 asks the best questions ever
[21:28] <SupremeAllah> Sir do you feel like you're going to die?
[21:28] <SupremeAllah> "how does that feel?"
[21:28] <Bugman|> haha
[21:28] <SupremeAllah> "like you're going to... die"
[21:28] <SupremeAllah> "no, i just feel.... numb"
[21:28] <Bugman|> So, feel like you're going to die Pav?
[21:28] <SupremeAllah> "does you back hurt?"
[21:28] <SupremeAllah> "well, remember when i said everyhing was numb?"
[21:28] <SupremeAllah> "yeah that includes my back"
 
<SupremeAllah> Bugman
<Soil> you've been such a retarded little kid
<Bugman|> Pav?
<SupremeAllah> you should really gain like 30 pounds of muscle before this trip
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<SupremeAllah> and beat the **** out of everyone
<Soil> yeah true
<SupremeAllah> for making fun of you all this time
<Bugman|> Easier said than done :sad:
<SupremeAllah> and then have your way with Llandy
<Soil> in like... 17 days
<Soil> :grin:
<Bugman|> I can live with it Pav
<SupremeAllah> dude if it was possibly, i would let you borrow it from me
<SupremeAllah> really i would
<Highelf> 'roids, SOil
<SupremeAllah> just so you can like grab niko by his tits and spin him around
<Highelf> roids.
<Highelf> Soil*
<Soil> still, not possible within 17 days ;D
<Highelf> lots of roids?
<Soil> but yeah
<Alex|Aug> eeeeew
<Soil> that would DEFINITELY be fun.
<Highelf> bugman on roids :grin:
<SupremeAllah> bugman as the bully of the trip :razz:
<Highelf> "I FEEL SEXY"
<Alex|Aug> I just imagined a muscley bugman spinning niko by the tits until they ripped off due to the G's
<Highelf> "COMON LLANDY SUCK MY **** HUAH"
<SupremeAllah> smacking people and ****
<SupremeAllah> and affirming himself as the alpha male
<Kazzan> ...
<Soil> god, that would be so funny
<Alex|Aug> yeah
<Alex|Aug> imagine breakfast
<Soil> but it would make me regret that I wouldn't be there even more : /
<Alex|Aug> you can only hear spoons, knives and forks
<Alex|Aug> someone glances at llandy
<Soil> hehe
<Alex|Aug> YOU LOOKIN AT MAH WOMANZ?
<Alex|Aug> *PUNCH*
<SupremeAllah> hahahahaha
<SupremeAllah> and then he punches Llandy
<Bugman|> oh dear
<SupremeAllah> just for the hell of it
<Alex|Aug> haha
<Bugman|> not going to happen
<SupremeAllah> "dont be letting people look at you!... *****"
<Alex|Aug> he drowns LL in a bowl of cornflakes
<SupremeAllah> hahahahaha
<Soil> :razz:
<Alex|Aug> and then slams the door of the refridgerator into Buxton's head again and again
<Alex|Aug> and then eventually
<Alex|Aug> only niko's left
<Soil> AND takes llandy's car
<Alex|Aug> running down the hallway, squealing
<TyrannicWolf> and his heart explodes after it all :razz:
<Soil> plus he'll dual-motorboat
<SupremeAllah> makes love to Llandy WHILE driving her car
<Soil> that'd be the grand final TW :grin:
<TyrannicWolf> heheh
<SupremeAllah> AND while making fun of Christian Bale
 
[00:25] <Merc|> I've also played games that I found to be **** even though technically they should be really fun
[00:26] <Alex|Aug> like sex with a human
[00:26] <Horse> See ruthven?
[00:26] <Horse> Example of waiting and then delivering a funny and crushing blow.
[00:26] * Ruthven grovels in awe
 
Context of the above being:

[19:15] * Ruthven ([email protected]) has joined #mount&blade
[19:15] <Horse> Once again, difference in playstyle
[19:15] <Ruthven> hi
[19:16] <Merc|> hmm
[19:16] <Ruthven> I'm back
[19:16] <Merc|> Need Lost-Lambot
[19:16] <Ruthven> Go suck a dog, Merc
[19:16] * @okiN_ raises an eyebrow
[19:17] <@okiN_> Bit abrupt, that
[19:17] <Bugman|> You've got no style Ruth
[19:17] <Horse> Clearly someon has no tolerance for beastiality :I
[19:17] <Ruthven> I leap at every opportunity I get.
[19:18] <Ruthven> On a somewhat unrelated note, what's everyone's favourite kind of porn?
[19:18] <Bugman|> You really shouldn't
[19:18] <Bugman|> rushing things means they are never funny
 
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