Invasion!

[Nairagorn]

Attempted invasion by sea raiders was cut short when many of their longboats ran aground off shore. Intoxication has not been ruled out as a cause of this accident. Between the sharks and the angry natives, there were very few survivors left to interrogate.

 

[NorphTehDwarf]

"Oh noes! M'lud, I just got a report on the telegraph that there are some people stuck in a reef!"
"Bring out the Coast Guard!"
"We don't have one yet, M'lud. We're in the middle ages, remember?"
"Well, then why do we have a telegraph?"
"I... don't know, M'lud."

 

[Balor]

It reminded me of Terry Pratchett for some reason.
I guess you should be proud .