Howdy. I'm a can of soup. Really, I am. Not noodle soup though. Rice soup. I'm allergic to gluten so no wheat, rye, or hops for me. That's right, no hops. But, since I'm a can of soup, it doesn't really matter any. Please defend the ghost of the English language online. If I had a nickel for every time I hoped that this game gets finished I'd get smothered. Except, I don't breathe anyways. I'm a can of soup. I like to wear labels, and that's about it. I almost wish I were a tape measure, but alas, it was not meant to be. I think I surrealed myself into a zombie state. Feh.