Inflatable dolls: What happens if one gets caught....

[amondrubee]

Hypothetically speaking, picture this scenario: You're caught banging a inflatable man-sized doll. What do you do?

Of course, for the record, I wouldn't purchase something so morally degrading as this.

 

[Almalexia]

Is your penis 3.5 inches when erect?

 

[amondrubee]

Is your penis 3.5 inches when erect?

No. 14 metres long actually. One of the moderators got jealous thus awarded me this custom title.

 

[Almalexia]

Oh, wait, I forgot you were actually the one who started that thread. 

 

[Simo]

The 3.5 inches might also mean that he has a floppy one.. Ba-dum tsshhh!

 

[Jezan100]

Hypothetically speaking, picture this scenario: You're caught banging a inflatable man-sized doll. What do you do?

Of course, for the record, I wouldn't purchase something so morally degrading as this.

Are you sure?

Just by making this thread I assume that you are banging an inflatable MAN-sized doll right now.

 

[G36E]

"I'm a tester at one of the factories that make these."

 

[Simo]

Hypothetically speaking, picture this scenario: You're caught banging a inflatable man-sized doll. What do you do?

Of course, for the record, I wouldn't purchase something so morally degrading as this.

Are you sure?

Just by making this thread I assume that you are banging an inflatable MAN-sized doll right now.

Well since his is so small he need a taste of man-sized things every once in a while.

Edit: on topic, I'd probably feel a bit ashamed.

 

[Tibertus]

I have video of my doing just this. I like to show it to all my friends and **** like that. Nothing wrong with ****ing a beachball.

 

[Simo]

I have video of my doing just this. I like to show it to all my friends and **** like that. Nothing wrong with ****ing a beachball.

pics or gtfo! Upload the video and pm us the link.

Edit: oh god, he really sent a link. I don't know what it links to but I certainly won't look at it at work..

 

[Jezan100]

I have video of my doing just this. I like to show it to all my friends and **** like that. Nothing wrong with ****ing a beachball.

pics or gtfo! Upload the video and pm us the link.

Edit: oh god, he really sent a link. I don't know what it links to but I certainly won't look at it at work..

In the end im sure it looked like this :

 

[Lyze]

That or sharpen your penis to a spear point and cleave through her clothing.

Huzzah for old reference!

 

[Selothi]

Stop trying so hard for attention, amondrubee. You're already deep down in a hole, just give me that shovel so I can whack you round the head with it and be finished.

 

[vadermath]

He doesn't realize that to be popular, you need to be spontaneously witty and entertaining.

Or a gay maniac pedophile, as is Kobrag's case.

 

[Swadius 2.0]

"I'm a tester at one of the factories that make these."

"They need a wide range of penile demographics to expand their customer base, particularly those in East Asia."

 

[radicalhit]

Oh god I really enjoy it when the whole of taleworlds comes around to bash this guy. Its almost like a forum picnic that occurs once every week.

 

[FrisianDude]

That never happens, though.

 

[Gculk]

He doesn't realize that to be popular, you need to be spontaneously witty and entertaining.

Or a gay maniac pedophile, as is Kobrag's case.

Kobrag is popular?

 

[Not Important]

Amondrubees more of an obnoxious attention seeker than a 12 year old fat girl on her period. But he brings up a good point I DO in fact have about 3 of these dolls.

 

[vadermath]

He doesn't realize that to be popular, you need to be spontaneously witty and entertaining.

Or a gay maniac pedophile, as is Kobrag's case.

Kobrag is popular?

Popular as in, most of the forum knows him.