I'm gonna be a daddy!

[leprechaun]

Congratulations, man. 

 

[TehGherkin]

Congratulations, dude.

 

[leprechaun]

Huh?

Ze ban duss not seem to be vorking.

 

[-GandalfTheGrey]

Congrats.

Around mid-September, eh? Enjoy your last peaceful summer!

 

[Caravan]

congrats...

 

[Morbo]

Congrats man!

And remember, firstborn sons are to be donated to the Pharaoh! Firstborn daughters...well those too, as they're used to manufacture iPods iirc.

 

[Nairagorn]

Dammit, I knew somehow Llandy was gonna end up stealing my progeny. Didn't think I'd be required to just hand em over.

 

[Jaghatai Khan]

Banish Llandy into the Dreamlands instead. Use the tablets guarded by Ubbo-Sathla.

 

[Sir Prince]

Just make sure your girlfriend does't have beer and/or cigars.

Congarats!

 

[SilentBob]

Congrats Nair!

 

[Jaghatai Khan]

Just make sure your girlfriend does't have beer and/or cigars.

Kill anyone smoking near her. Keep her away from alcohol and ensure she gets Omega 3 Fat acids.

 

[Kissaki]

And so the prophecy will be fulfilled, that says:

...and a child will be born six years into the third millennium, a son (or daughter... not really sure) and heir to the house of Nairagorn. And there shall be much drinking of beer and smoking of cigars, and wise guys traversing the fields of Taleworlds shall come bearing compliments. And everything will look honkey-dorey for a while.

But on the eve of the child's 21st birthday, the long dormant spore will awaken, and the world will shudder when the true nature of Nairagorn's firstborn is revealed, and fourteen nations will be lost in a fortnight, heralding the beginning of Ragnarok.




So you'll excuse me if I do not rejoice at this news, Nairagorn But congratulations all the same. Congratulations on DESTROYING THE EARTH!!!

 

[Smoson]

...and a child will be born six years into the third millennium,

seven years

 

[Morbo]

No, the new millenium started in 2001 after all.

 

[Smoson]

That all depends on which millenium the year 0BC/AD was in

 

[Kissaki]

Then you have to explain that there was a year 0 in the first place. The calander was made long after, after all, and for some reason 1 BC turned to 1 AD after New Year's that year.

 

[Smoson]

Then you have to explain that there was a year 0 in the first place. The calander was made long after, after all, and for some reason 1 BC turned to 1 AD after New Year's that year.

And missed out all those decimal years??? LIES AND DECIEPT!!!!

 

[Kissaki]

Yes, I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but... your life is a lie.
*consolatory pat on back*

 

[Weaver]

behold, for i came to enlighten you. there was no 0 year.
here i've drawn you a graph to help your dim minds comprehend this astonishing truth.

          JC's B-Day       year after JC was born
                       |        /
<---(-1)----------0----------1---->
             |     
year before JC was born

 

[Jaghatai Khan]

Guys, I remember Jesus being born in 3,4th century BC, with year 0 being the declaration of the Gregorian Calendar. Am I right or did I mix terms?