[IG] Guard of Istiniar - A clan for Mount&Blade Warband {Closed}

[SCGavin]

Well, I might soon write the story of Monc E. Goat and then you shall be enlightened.

 

[Hethwill]

That's because you Nord folk never had intercourse with ancient flying-zebras from the savage lands beyond the deserts of the northeast.

You then have to cross breed the offsprings with mole rats from Istiniar and goats from Reveran, adding a little prick spice of Simon's.

If you do that Blod's Sirrah, you will be amazed at the results...

You should get out more of your shells... (pun intended to the "clam like" look of a nord trapped in two huscarl shields  )

 

[BlodsHammar]

We have intercourse with male bears! Amazingly they are more productive then our Nord women hence the hairiness and beards etc.
Other then that we don't stick our things in animals, specially not animals who can't make some resistance and/or can play "hard to get".

And we love to play the "clam-hide-'n-seek" when we fought ourself out of our male bear wombs. All other factions are to stupid and can not find any logical solution to open two huscarl-shields held together by an infant and therefore we survive our early days in our life.

 

[Hethwill]

 

[SCGavin]

How did a discussion about a TeamSpeak-server derail into one about intercourse with animals?

 

[Hethwill]

Rapists in da'house !? 

 

[SCGavin]

You planning to hijack this thread, too?

"Monceeee!"

*whatever noise a monkey makes when he is agitated and wants someone to understand that any further provocation might lead to irrational banana-throwing-attacks*

 

[Hethwill]

Oh just reminded, yesterday went into US vent and the guys said some nK, Hasek i think resembles a gorilla thrown into the fire when he ragequits.

Think it fits into the animal discussion.

Sorry for hijacking the thread, but your "bonkers" at the TS entrance were looking to me sideways... bloody monkey...

 

[SCGavin]

Update: LordTryko and TheBard have been accepted into the clan as Recruits.

 

[BlodsHammar]

My.. You're growing in a steady pace..

 

[Zoltanus]

E-penis growth exponential 

 

[Hethwill]

Good session, at least after i joined up 

 

[MaHuD]

Thanks for the training, IG

 

[SCGavin]

Yeah, thanks to the Court of Goats, too!

 

[Hethwill]

Latest news from across the big seas:

Hoboduke Gabeed is presumably dead.

Istiniar has been denounced in a direct attempt to undermine Hobo's authority in the region.

Reveran send diplomatic assemblies to Hoboland but for security reasons assembles all Hobos living in Reveran areas into quarantine zones.

Zendar has been pointed as a den for training of guild of murderers and might be the source of whomever paid an assassin to do the job...

 

[SCGavin]

Istiniar shall sharpen it's swords and be ready for whatever arcane, smelly or otherwise remarkable event the future might hold.

 

[Hethwill]

 

 

[McBeverage]

Many a shenanigan shall occur in the next few days I predict.

 

[Mulek]

Hi, I like you
*runs away*

 

[TurambarMakart]

Hi, I like you
*runs away*

*with a Panzerfaust aim Mulek and SHOT ops this is too much modern... with a Javelin aim Mulek*  : D