If you were the sole ruler of your country...

[M@ster-$]

Share your secrets, share your plans

 

[arbites_augmented]

Dunno.

 

[ArabArcher35]

I'd be a Monarch, God-Emperor might get too overwhelming when the Divine Mandate runs dry.

 

[Trooper5445]

God-Emperor.

 

[pentagathus]

God emperor/a crazy guy who hunts his subjects by night and gives tax money to homeless peeps.

 

[Justiciar]

Generalissimo!

Or "Super Fellow".

 

[Eino]

I'd be a Dictator. It just feels right killing people who dosen't belive i should govern the country. But i'd mainly just focus on economi and military, like any dictator i would also have a hunger for world domination.

 

[bobsters34]

Monarch

 

[Bellum]

Something innocent sounding like "Lord Protector" or something. Make it easier to control the mob.

 

[Skeletor]

The Dude, like big lebowski.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

The good dictator.

 

[Kobrag]

The Iron Will

 

[Toffey]

Dictator. I'd have complete power, but I'd still be fairly kind to the people, so tyrant wouldn't work. God Emperor is too fancy and I wouldn't want to be a monarch.

I'd also give myself some long title like "The People's Beloved Grand Chancellor and Supreme General of the Independent Nation of Toffeyland".

 

[hayabusa12]

Benevolent Despot.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

The Ten Commandments of Llandyism.

aka, How To Make Society A Better Place (For Dummies©®™)

1. What I say, goes.

2. All chavs to be shipped onto a rocket and fired into the sun.

3. Everybody contributes to society or shares the fate of the chavs.

4. Manufactured pop music is banned.

5. Alcopops are banned.

6. Barney, the Teletubbies, and all crap kids TV, will be replaced by good wholesome stuff, such as Button Moon and Rainbow.

7. Watership Down will be compulsory reading for all GCSE-level children.

8. You will drive responsibly, or your vehicle will be confiscated and crushed, and you will be loaded onto the rocket with the chavs and the dole-dossers.

9. People of all faiths, nationalities and social classes will get along well. OR ELSE.

10. Failure to comply with these rules will result in either shuttle---sun launch, or time in the snake/scorpion pits, dependent upon the severity of the failure.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

6. Barney, the Teletubbies, and all crap kids TV, will be replaced by good wholesome stuff, such as Button Moon and Rainbow.

7. Watership Down will be compulsory reading for all GCSE-level children.

8. You will drive responsibly, or your vehicle will be confiscated and crushed, and you will be loaded onto the rocket with the chavs and the dole-dossers.

9. People of all faiths, nationalities and social classes will get along well. OR ELSE.

All hail the great Llandy (especially for number 6).

But drop the rocket and just shoot them.
Or throw them into a fusion reactor. Much cheaper.

 

[Mage246]

High Father.

 

[Sir. Velmu]

Oh boy, would Finland do well.

I wouldn't get so deep in economical... whatever, but oh boy, would people love me.

 

[Buxton]

Chief Biscuit.

Biscuit Chief.

 

[italiano]

I'd exploit my power for riches and women.