If you had unlimited cash

[Baguette Eater]

**** 300 cells aint nothing and there is enough salt water.

I'd get a .50 cal and start shooting at random cars just to blow the engine and cause massive havoc.

 

[G36E]

1,800,000 to 2,400,000 dead skin cells fall off every hour

That translates to 6,000 to 8,000 dollars per hour for keeping clean. 36.759013 million dollars a year.

Things to do: Fund transhumanism efforts and amateur inventors. Make a supercomputer using hundreds of processors. Learn everything everywhere everywhen.

Alternately:

 

[Shatari]

There's roughy 50 trillion cells in the average person's body, so your total daily net worth would be at least $166,666,666,666+ (or more, as this is the low ball estimate). Of course, it's all fun and games until the tax people notice...

 

[Baguette Eater]

Buy their silence/hire someone to take care of them if they happen to dislike corrupting/recruit 20 well equiped and trained mercs, take over sealand.

 

[mr.master]

Build a machine that creates cells everytime I lose them and then just spend the money on stuff.

 

[Swadius 2.0]

Why would I spend dollars if I have unlimited cash? 

I'd spend Euros and not lose any cells. Haw haw!

Or put a huge amount of it in the bank and simply spend the interest, better yet, start a bank and spend other people's money.

Though all of this assumes your body can't replace 300 missing cells at a rate that will out do the rate of spending. You probably lose more cells during an exercise routine.

 

[mor2]

But for every dollar you spent, exactly 300 random cells from your body disapeared. Would you take this opportunity?

considering every second more than 1000 times that cells in my body die, I'd take my chances and would go intoearly retirement 

 

[AWdeV]

Anyway, I'd have a couple of

隐藏: these built.

Aw hell yes! Wanna wanna wanna!

 

[Sushiman70]

1. Invest money in cloning
2. ???
3. PROFIT!

 

[RalliX]

Cause hyper-inflation, all your cells are useless now. 

 

[ferevon]

I dunno, really

 

[Mage246]

I think I lost 300 cells from reading this thread... where's my money?

 

[Deserath]

I'd send people out to beat up the Pretentious people around the world.

 

[Mage246]

It's pretentious of you to think you know who those people are.

 

[Deserath]

I didn't name anyone or specify really anything, what has you worried? 

 

[Mage246]

I was just wondering if you'd be sending people to beat yourself up....

 

[Deserath]

I think you were more thinking I directed that at you which is why you're posting this.

 

[Mage246]

Well, you'd be wrong. 

 

[Deserath]

The world may never know.

 

[Elisianthus]

It occurs to me I'd be completely fine, as I would not spend a single dollar. Worthless colonial currency.