If you could freeze time at will....

[Nash]

what would you steal and how often would you steal?

Personally, I would steal computers, xbox360s and a massive TV. I would steall all day until I was physically unable to carry anything or until my house was getting too full of stuff.

If you wouldn't steal (which I doubt), what would you do with your new power/gift?

 

[Raz]

I'd undress everybody on the street, take their clothes, and push the 'play' button again
That, or getting as much money as possible and live a biljardair's life on Easter Egg island

 

[Poil]

<insert post about girl shower rooms>

 

[Nash]

I'd undress everybody on the street, take their clothes, and push the 'play' button again

hehe, I was thinking that, but I'd put some of them in "compromising" positions

 

[Worbah]

I'd masturbate on the roof of a supermarket while laughing menacingly. Then again, I do that already.

 

[Janus]

Reminds me of a Dean Koontz book I read a while back... I think the name was Tick Tock. It was about a crazy guy that could make time go so slowly that it seemed to be halted, and do all kinds of evil stuff.
Pretty good book actually.

 

[Seff]

Probably earn myself alot of money by tampering the lotteries, then help stop crooks, then beat the world record for the fastest ejakulation, basic stuff really...

 

[Archonsod]

Probably wouldn't bother stealing anything. Why would you when you could rip the clothes off every fit woman you see and get away with it 

 

[Laurence of Arabia]

Maybe a little ripping of clothes, a little stealing - i like to dabble in quite a few things. I'd kill a few world leaders, and eat the brains of various animals and the odd human. I'd also lock everyone from one lucky village into a few caravans, drive the caravans to the top of everest (which is possible!) and see what happens.

 

[Professor Jumbo]

I wouldn't merely undress people.  I would swap their clothes, granted that would require a little more effort, but it would be well worth it.   

 

[Wulfgar]

I'd masturbate on the roof of a supermarket while laughing menacingly. Then again, I do that already.

Hahahaha!!! We think alike....

 

[Rory]

I think I'd start fights by walking into really tough bars and and punch people in the face.  Then unfreeze time and let them wail on each other.  No masturbation involved.

 

[Archonsod]

I wouldn't merely undress people.  I would swap their clothes, granted that would require a little more effort, but it would be well worth it.   

It would make everything I intended to do later rather difficult though

 

[Nash]

I think I'd start fights by walking into really tough bars and and punch people in the face.  Then unfreeze time and let them wail on each other.  No masturbation involved.

haha, I was thinking something similar. I would get into fights myself though, and freeze time when they threw a punch, move behind them, unfreeze and smakc 'em right in the back of the head.....in fact, I'd enter the UFC and use that strategy,lol

 

[Ingolifs]

I wish I could freeze time. Then I could use it for studying.

 

[Silverfox]

I'd undress everybody on the street, take their clothes, and push the 'play' button again

Do it in school/college/university/work and sit innocently (dressed) at your desk while everyone frantically rushes for the curtains in an attempt at modesty (curtains that dissapear suddenly )

Yes i've imagined that one many a'time.

I wish I could freeze time. Then I could use it for studying.

*Places halo on Ingolifs*

 

[Mage246]

... I really shouldn't be attacking this as a logical problem, but I will . If you froze time you wouldn't be able to move either, and furthermore you wouldn't be able to think. Thus, time would stop forever. Congratulations, *******, you just screwed up the universe. And if you could somehow think independently from time, you wouldn't be able to move. Eventually you would just get tired psychologically from looking at the exact same scenery, so you would unfreeze it, not having done anything except had a good think. Of course, if what you thought about was important it might be worth it. So if I could freeze time I would think alot. Or if I couldn't think I would just freeze time to destroy this ****ty universe we live in

 

[Reinhart]

I'd masturbate on the roof of a supermarket while laughing menacingly. Then again, I do that already.

Bwahaha... don't do that at my supermarket... well, on second thought, do, I need a good laugh.

I wouldn't steal anything, I have morals.

 

[Virsita]

I have two words.



EAT OSAMA

 

[Othello]

... I really shouldn't be attacking this as a logical problem, but I will . If you froze time you wouldn't be able to move either, and furthermore you wouldn't be able to think. Thus, time would stop forever. Congratulations, *******, you just screwed up the universe. And if you could somehow think independently from time, you wouldn't be able to move. Eventually you would just get tired psychologically from looking at the exact same scenery, so you would unfreeze it, not having done anything except had a good think. Of course, if what you thought about was important it might be worth it. So if I could freeze time I would think alot. Or if I couldn't think I would just freeze time to destroy this ****ty universe we live in

Well, why would you have to stop moving? Time doesn't actually exist, it's just a measurement for motion. It's not like removing a universal law like gravity from a planet, which is something that would effect everyone.