I saved a kid's life at the pool today.

[thedudee95]

-I was at the pool and just finished going down the slide. This little kid went down behind me, and somehow he didnt come back up. I heard the alarm and saw life guards rushing for him and since he was right next to me i dived under and brought him to the life guards.

I feel proud , but the parents should be ****ing kicked out. They let the kid, who was not even 5, go on a huge slide. He wasnt even the age/hieght required, and somehow he still got on the slide.

Also, he almost drowned 4 other times. Stupid kid didnt learn that 4'6" is pretty deep for a kid his age..


edit: **** the spelling, im tired.

Also, i was not overreacting because the kid was like 4 or 5 feet under water, and he is only like 3 feet tall. Stupid parents need to watch after their kids.

 

[Guan_Chung]

You should have stood on his head and held him under the water.

 

[Lt. of the tower]

-I was at the pool and just finished going down the slide. This little kid went down behind me, and somehow he didnt come back up. I heard the alarm and saw life guards rushing for him and since he was right next to me i dived under and brought him to the life guards.

I feel proud , but the parents should be ****ing kicked out. They let the kid, who was not even 5, go on a huge slide. He wasnt even the age/hieght required, and somehow he still got on the slide.

Also, he almost drowned 4 other times. Stupid kid didnt learn that 4'6" is pretty deep for a kid his age..


edit: **** the spelling, im tired.

Also, i was not overreacting because the kid was like 4 or 5 feet under water, and he is only like 3 feet tall. Stupid parents need to watch after their kids.

Good work  . Did you get any rewards or like a life debt? 

You should have stood on his head and held him under the water.

 

[thedudee95]

I should have gotten paid but i did a good deed and forgot to ask

 

[gamerwiz09]

What do you want? A ****ing cookie?

 

[thedudee95]

What do you want? A ****ing cookie?

Yes.

 

[Lord Kehm]

He wants you to know the possibilities with having a life.

 

[Stormith]

That kid owes you. He's the JarJar to your Qui-Gon.

 

[Tuckles]

Diddle him.

 

[Shatari]

In before Pavlov suggests raping him to teach him not to drown...

 

[G36E]

RAPE HIM!
...
Nah, I'm not Pav.

 

[okiN]

Tuckles was ahead of you, anyway.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Also, he almost drowned 4 other times. Stupid kid didnt learn that 4'6" is pretty deep for a kid his age..

A fine example of how humans interfere with Darwinism.

 

[arbites_augmented]

I should have gotten paid but i did a good deed and forgot to ask

You shouldn't ask to be paid; you should ask to get a job there.

 

[vadermath]

RAPE HIM!
...
Nah, I'm not Pav.

Actually, that isn't that bad of an idea. Maybe not raping him, but making him your personal ***** to do your bidding (and laundry) does have it's advantages...

 

[Danath]

Also, he almost drowned 4 other times. Stupid kid didnt learn that 4'6" is pretty deep for a kid his age..

He is just trying to prove Darwin was right. He is not the fittest 

 

[Papa Lazarou]

True hero.