I have been touched by Nurgle...

[Worbah]

... And I've been ****ting, vomiting, and sleeping ever since. If anyone here wondered about my absence, I've been ill for a few days now, and the only food I've eaten in 72 hours has been 12 potato crisps. I am getting better (I hope), and I should be up and about in a few days.

 

[Lhorkan]

Poor poor Worbah.

 

[Lost-Lamb]

Hot piss! praying DOES work, you really are dying

 

[Sir Prince]

I didn't notice an absence, but now that I think about it... Get well soon worbah!

 

[powerg8]

the only food I've eaten in 72 hours has been 12 potato crisps

you really are sick

Get well soon! theres been a lack of posts from drunk Finns these days

 

[Janus]

The new weightloss program, get really ****ing sick!

May Shub-Niggurath dance all over you with his cute little hooves if you don't get better soon.

Seriously though, hope you get to feeling better.

 

[Ilex]

Get drunk and masturbate, that will heal. If you are not well after the drunk wanking session there are 2 possible problems: 1) You weren't drunk enough or/and 2) You didn't wank enough.

 

[CrazyEyes]

Punch someone lower than you in the face. That always makes you feel good.

 

[guspav]

oh crap man, what did you eat?!?!
I hope you get better soon

 

[Tarrantmw]

I just got back from a two hour Jiu Jitzu/Judo class, I spent half the time trainning and the other half vomiting, so I feel for you.

 

[Sir Prince]

You know, origionaly when I saw this thread I thought he had started a Nurgle Army for Warhammer!

 

[The Mouth of Sauron]

I was sick two weeks ago for only a day, but during that day of heck, I became close friends with my local toliet. Get better soon!

 

[Sir Saladin]

Good luck Worbah, get well.

 

[Mablung]

No one deserves it more

Of course I'm joking...why are you looking at me...what are you doing?! AAAHH!!

Hope a speedy recovery occurs soon!

 

[Worbah]

I'm a lot better now, I've actually gone to school for the last two days.

 

[Mablung]

You poor bastard! That's even worse!

 

[Sir Saladin]

Oh sure, now you are spreading that Nurgle stuff all over. Those poor fellow students.

 

[Mablung]

Worship the southern hemisphere gods, my friends! For we are on summer holidays!

 

[Oggy]

God, long summer holidays are awesome...

What day is it?