I got their Queen in my dungeon, now what?

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wiseking

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Hi guys, my war with the Swadians is over at last (or is it?), after a series of bloody victories i have captured all their settlements, many of their lords and finally their wretched Queen which made me fight tooth and nail for her royal backside.

Now i have put her in prison, and im even building a extension to the jail to make sure she does not escape.

Meanwhile, my rating with the Swadians is -103 and im wondering when they are going to surrender? They have a few patrols left and a few lords that are running for cover, what do i have to do to annihilate them for good?
 
wiseking said:
Hi guys, my war with the Swadians is over at last (or is it?), after a series of bloody victories i have captured all their settlements, many of their lords and finally their wretched Queen which made me fight tooth and nail for her royal backside.

Now i have put her in prison, and im even building a extension to the jail to make sure she does not escape.

Meanwhile, my rating with the Swadians is -103 and im wondering when they are going to surrender? They have a few patrols left and a few lords that are running for cover, what do i have to do to annihilate them for good?
Destroy every single caravan, patrol and so on.
And congratulations! My character will burn down Praven in the near future as well  :mrgreen:
 
Ah, excellent, i think i might be in the market for a tracker then  :cool:

I must say those Paladins and heavy knights sure pack a punch, it took pools of blood to cut them down.

btw, its just dawned on me now looking over my newly won dominion that the danger in targeting the Swadian empire first is that now I have become the 'new' Swadian empire, in other words now i am "piggy in the middle" with a load of suspicious neighboring factions.

I am hoping for a period of peace to rebuild, and im still undecided where i should take my armies next?
 
wiseking said:
btw, its just dawned on me now looking over my newly won dominion that the danger in targeting the Swadian empire first is that now I have become the 'new' Swadian empire, in other words now i am "piggy in the middle" with a load of suspicious neighboring factions.

You do know whatto do with "suspiscious neighboring factions" right?


The same thing you did with the Swadians...

I am hoping for a period of peace to rebuild, and im still undecided where i should take my armies next?

Query:  Where does the 500 pound gorilla take his armies?

Answer:  Anywhere he wants.  :wink:
 
WarlordG said:
muter3456 said:
NO NOT SWADIA!  :shock: :eek: :cry: :mad: these are my emotions to this !!!! YES IVE SPAMMED ENOUGH TO GET TO REGULAR!
haha
Reported =X

and

Swadia is a piece of little damned ****

recant your lies sirrah, or prove them against my blade
 
Secure your borders. Get lords. Take them out one by one. The nords are easy, if you've got the Swadian heavy Cavalry.
 
Charlie Brooker said:
Take her clothes off.

Now now. That's a bit sexist. She could do the washing up instead.

Back on topic. Get some recruits in your garrisons ans then take all your elite troops and see how quickly you can take all the Khergit towns and castles. My record is 6 days game time.
 
wiseking said:
Hi guys, my war with the Swadians is over at last (or is it?), after a series of bloody victories i have captured all their settlements, many of their lords and finally their wretched Queen which made me fight tooth and nail for her royal backside.

Now i have put her in prison, and im even building a extension to the jail to make sure she does not escape.

Meanwhile, my rating with the Swadians is -103 and im wondering when they are going to surrender? They have a few patrols left and a few lords that are running for cover, what do i have to do to annihilate them for good?

Well, the obvious choice would be rape.
 
Tiberius Decimus Maximus said:
wiseking said:
Hi guys, my war with the Swadians is over at last (or is it?), after a series of bloody victories i have captured all their settlements, many of their lords and finally their wretched Queen which made me fight tooth and nail for her royal backside.

Now i have put her in prison, and im even building a extension to the jail to make sure she does not escape.

Meanwhile, my rating with the Swadians is -103 and im wondering when they are going to surrender? They have a few patrols left and a few lords that are running for cover, what do i have to do to annihilate them for good?

Well, the obvious choice would be rape.

wow lmao
 
Tiberius Decimus Maximus said:
wiseking said:
Hi guys, my war with the Swadians is over at last (or is it?), after a series of bloody victories i have captured all their settlements, many of their lords and finally their wretched Queen which made me fight tooth and nail for her royal backside.

Now i have put her in prison, and im even building a extension to the jail to make sure she does not escape.

Meanwhile, my rating with the Swadians is -103 and im wondering when they are going to surrender? They have a few patrols left and a few lords that are running for cover, what do i have to do to annihilate them for good?

Well, the obvious choice would be rape.

you sick peverted bastard, women arnt tools, they are to be treated with respect, as without women, life would be one big sausage fest (lol yes im a dude).
 
Megazero34 said:
Tiberius Decimus Maximus said:
wiseking said:
Hi guys, my war with the Swadians is over at last (or is it?), after a series of bloody victories i have captured all their settlements, many of their lords and finally their wretched Queen which made me fight tooth and nail for her royal backside.

Now i have put her in prison, and im even building a extension to the jail to make sure she does not escape.

Meanwhile, my rating with the Swadians is -103 and im wondering when they are going to surrender? They have a few patrols left and a few lords that are running for cover, what do i have to do to annihilate them for good?

Well, the obvious choice would be rape.

you sick peverted bastard, women arnt tools, they are to be treated with respect, as without women, life would be one big sausage fest (lol yes im a dude).

hooters-protest.jpg

:razz:
 
Tiberius Decimus Maximus said:
Megazero34 said:
Tiberius Decimus Maximus said:
wiseking said:
Hi guys, my war with the Swadians is over at last (or is it?), after a series of bloody victories i have captured all their settlements, many of their lords and finally their wretched Queen which made me fight tooth and nail for her royal backside.

Now i have put her in prison, and im even building a extension to the jail to make sure she does not escape.

Meanwhile, my rating with the Swadians is -103 and im wondering when they are going to surrender? They have a few patrols left and a few lords that are running for cover, what do i have to do to annihilate them for good?

Well, the obvious choice would be rape.

you sick peverted bastard, women arnt tools, they are to be treated with respect, as without women, life would be one big sausage fest (lol yes im a dude).

hooters-protest.jpg

:razz:

that picture doesnt count, whores will be whores
 
The Black Knights woman takes her own clothes off in prison.

So there, video games warped my precious mind. =(

I'm fine with the Lords getting naked though.  When guys are alone together, they invariably get nude.
 
Charlie Brooker said:
The Black Knights woman takes her own clothes off in prison.

So there, video games warped my precious mind. =(

I'm fine with the Lords getting naked though.  When guys are alone together, they invariably get nude.

what you said makes you look gay......... lol
 
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