Going back to the original topic:
Yesterday I visited a castle fief of mine, to which I'd assigned my wife as governor. Usually I don't bother talking to the wife, because it doesn't do anything. But this time I did, just for the heck of it, and in the vague, vain hope that maybe the devs might have added some interaction that would lead to a task for me to do that would actually give me a good reason to have a spouse in the first place. I wasn't surprised when there wasn't an option for something meaningful to say or do, but I was surprised by how the conversation opened:
"Yours is not a face I know. Who might you be?" she asked.
I didn't have the option to respond with, "WTF?! I'm your frickin husband! Don't you remember the wedding ceremony? [There was a nice cutscene, and she was definitely looking at me at one point.] You were in my warparty the other week, too. We've definitely met before."
Instead, I just just had to mumble something ridiculous like, "My name is Garios. And may I ask your name?"
"I am Vassilla of the Clan Zenos. We are famous throughout the Empire for our deeds in crushing the barbarians".
Yeah, I know. That's my clan. I set it up. I did the barbarian-crushing myself. FFS.
"I have heard your name," she continues. "It's good to finally make your acquaintance. You and I should talk from time to time."
"Yeah, whatever," I didn't reply. "Fancy a game of Tibult, since there's naff-all else to do?"
She was rubbish and I beat her easily. Don't think I'll bother talking to her again.