How old are you people?
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Old fart.Those were the days
32 now.
ok boomer
Most of them don't understand the difference between a straight razor and a safety razor.
RichieEB
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25 within two weeks, played the game on cd when I was a teenager and then onto steam once it came out. Still play daily regiment events on Napoleonic Wars and soon we're all moving on to Bannerlord. I've played more than enough warband, just glad we're all finally here to enjoy the moment of launch. It's going to be sick epic.
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Perhaps it is not the best time to say that kind of thing...
(get it? It's a double pun based on the fact the game is much, much less than what we hoped and hyped for and the fact the whole world is trying not to get infected by some crazy virus)
Not a joke, all facts. You should be sad, as we all are.
VHS sucks boiled gash anyway, give me a laserdisc copy any day. Pan and scan gives me genital smears. I still have my video player plugged in for the few videos don’t suck moist chunder though.
I genuinely only have one film on laserdisc: Koyaanisqatsi. It's actually the superior version of the film because the blu-ray crops the top and bottom to fit to 16:9. Laserdisc is the full 1.33:1 frame.
It's quite strange to look back and realise we used to use such a fragile medium for recording and watching television. The more you watched your favourite videos, the more the picture and sound quality degraded, eventually making them unwatchable.
I think the only movie I managed to gradually destroy that way was Blue Thunder. It ****ed up the head at a certain point of the movie so much, that I had to play something else for an hour to get it fixed and see anything else than blue screen. And there were those occasions when the machine ate the tape, but those were often salvageable.
Koyaanisqatsi goes well with acid.
Koyaanisqatsi goes well with acid.
Unless you actually broke the tape or it degraded through other means, this is literally not true. They are still watchable. I still have the same copy of Yellow Submarine that I watched literally hundreds of times as a young smear, it is noisy but still watchable. Tape doesn't degrade (from playing) as much as you think. You a what we call boiled gash.
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Densetsu, you are appropriating my culture and telling me how it worked. I had a number of favourite football videos become fuzzy screened and unwatchable due to repeated use, and that had occurred no later than the early 2000s. Was I repeatedly taping over these cherised possessions, leading to their loss of functionality? No. Was I exposing their fragile tape from within the hard plastic casing, rubbing my nose along it in the hope of gleaning some sort of scent-based information embedded within? No. I am right, and you are wrong.
I expect that in reality you only have dim memories of your parents watching VHS tapes when you were about five years old, but in typical hipster fashion you have convinced yourself that you are very familiar with this archaic technology. Do you also travel around your locality on a skateboard despite being a young adult, as if using a child's toy as a mode of transport is not undignified and preposterous? I expect you do. How painfully embarrassing!
Hah! Hilarious! Catastrophically chundered, forsooth! You have the audacity to contradict me? Your argument is horrifically boiled and has no basis on reality. Clearly you were playing your VHS tapes on the engine block of a two-stroke combine harvester instead of a consumer-level analog video tape casette player. To add terminal insult to terminal injury, you claim you watched football videos in your younger days. Pah! This is cataclysmically counterfactual. There would have been no physical way for you to watch those videos considering how disastrously prostrating your reumatism was back then. I heard tell of your mother fastening you to the bed just like our dear Georgy III godrestissoul godrestissoul to prevent you from fatally terminating yourself through dreaded movement death. From your birth at 00:00:00 UTC on 1 January 1970 Epoch time to the mid-20,00s there would have been an infinitesimally microscopic chance of movement from bedroom to drawing room or television room to watch said football tapes. Unless you produce evidence out of your toasted gash smearboil then I will not press further with this matter, but as it stands your tragic story is monumentally false to all who observe it. VHS don't crack, end of story!
