How many times have you had sex?

[Seff]

Schh, they haven't figured it out yet!

 

[Bulle]

I think it's somewhere around 334 times. The majority is with my ex.

 

[Ruthven]

I think it's somewhere around 334 times. The majority is with my ex.

I presume that would be whilst you were still together, yes? 

EDIT: If hands count, I'm at like 1022.


EDIT: 1023

 

[Magorian Aximand]

EDIT: 1023

Someone was busy.




But they don't count, sorry.

 

[Ruthven]

1024.




DAMN!

 

[Magorian Aximand]

Yikes, that was fast. I'm sorry.

 

[Bulle]

I think it's somewhere around 334 times. The majority is with my ex.

I presume that would be whilst you were still together, yes? 

Yeah. 

 

[ash12181987]

Yeah, being in a real relationship makes that number sky-rocket, contrary to popular belief.

Until you give her the ring, that is.

I beg to differ... that is an old wives tale.

 

[Magorian Aximand]

Are you already married? You're turning 22 in 12 days...

 

[ash12181987]

Yep... on both accounts.

 

[Guan_Chung]

I'm going to shoot around 10ish.

 

[Magorian Aximand]

Yep... on both accounts.

That's quite early man. Though that would explain why you still get lots. See what happens when you're both in your fifties.

 

[Taimat396]

I forget where my post is and dont want to look. In any case, I forgot but still.


+1

 

[Maximus183]

Good for you

 

[italiano]

Yep... on both accounts.

That's quite early man. Though that would explain why you still get lots. See what happens when you're both in your fifties.

This is true. What the **** would newlywed early 20 somethings know about the dry streaks of marriage. Really, what do they know about marriage at all? Hell, what do they even know about life?

 

[tostig]

Never. Sex before marriage is a sin, meaning that it will stop you from entering into heaven. Who with any rationality would give up an eternity in the LORD's presence for a brief three and a half minutes of pleasure?

Really, what do they know about marriage at all? Hell, what do they even know about life?

Well said.

 

[Róisín]

Yep... on both accounts.

That's quite early man. Though that would explain why you still get lots. See what happens when you're both in your fifties.

"From twenty to thirty goodnight and good morning,
From thirty to forty goodnight and good morning,
From forty to fifty as oft as ye shrifty,
From thence to three-score once a month and no more."

Never. Sex before marriage is a sin, meaning that it will stop you from entering into heaven. Who with any rationality would give up an eternity in the LORD's presence for a brief three and a half minutes of pleasure?

First of all, if it's just 3.5 minutes... well, that sucks for her.  From experience, my wife and I don't have sex unless we've got over a half hour free.

Second, telling someone that they can get to heaven by "not sinning" is blasphemous.  Heathen.

 

[Tibertus]

That's uh... a gross misunderstanding of Christianity.

 

[Ilex]

Not really. There are a gazillion "christianities" each with their own interpretation.

 

[Magorian Aximand]

Never. Sex before marriage is a sin, meaning that it will stop you from entering into heaven. Who with any rationality would give up an eternity in the LORD's presence for a brief three and a half minutes of pleasure?

Sin? You know what else is a sin? Wearing a sweater made of two different kinds of thread. Or cursing your parents. Or simply disobeying them. Some people would even execute you for that once upon a time. Ever done any of those?