How many times have you had sex?

[Tibertus]

What about handjobs? blow jobs? titty ****s? salad tossing? etc etc how do you count that? there should be a point system set in place, like "sex = 10 points, *******= 5 points, etc"

You missed the dutch rudder and Cincinnati bow tie. 

 

[jlgx50]

dude I woud'n;t be suprisied if Pav has tryed "EVRYTING"  atleast once

 

[Swadius 2.0]

What would a Cleveland steamer get?

 

[jlgx50]

you'll have to ask pav he knows the point system like the back of his hand 

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Imma gonna leave all responsibility for this thread at the feet of Llandy, since she requested it.

No, you suggested it, I was just like "Hurry up, I wanna go sleep".

 

[Vraid]

Handjob= 2 points
*******= 5 points
Salad-tossing= 3 points
Fingering= 2 points
Vaginal intercourse= 7 points
Anal intercourse= 10 points
Cleveland steamer= 13 points
Alabama Hotpocket= 12 points
Cincinatti bowtie= 10 points
Dirty Sanchez= 10 points
Pirates of the Carribean= 15 points for ownage 
Titty ****ing= 7 points

 

[Raz]

Probably between 10 - 20.

 

[arbites_augmented]

Twice.

 

[Merentha]

Like Eogan said, this poll gets really odd orders of magnitude if you get involved in a long-term relationship.  Hell, mine's long-distance and I'm still well over 100. 

 

[Seff]

Meh, it's just a silly poll - I could edit it again, but that'd get old. Fast.

 

[Austupaio]

Yeah, being in a real relationship makes that number sky-rocket, contrary to popular belief.

I couldn't decide between 50-100 or 100+ though.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Yeah, being in a real relationship makes that number sky-rocket, contrary to popular belief.

Until you give her the ring, that is.

 

[Magorian Aximand]

..

Lots.

 

[Adorno]

Uglies = none

Beauties =  100 +

 

[Archonsod]

Until you give her the ring, that is.

Depends which ring you're talking about ...

 

[italiano]

Those numbers don't mean much for anyone outside of their teens. A typical couple will run score 100+ in a year.

 

[Seff]

I realize this, but Llandy was pressuring me when I was making the poll, so it's rather hasty.

 

[italiano]

Still, look at all these virgins.

 

[Seff]

I know. This is a feel-good thread for them to realize that they're not alone.

 

[italiano]

I know. This is a feel-good thread for them to realize that they're not alone.

I thought you were going to say it's a feel good thread for those of us that can laugh at them .