How many different people have you had sex with?

[CJ1145]

You're right. My mother does not have enough redeeming qualities to be called "wonderful".

 

[Ruthven]

0.  I'm 15.  I've got many things to look forward to in my life. Sex being one of them.  But for now I've got school to focus on.  Academics come first =]

This must be why my grades are so good!

 

[m7feettall]

Just the wife.

 

[Libryk]

0.  I'm 15.  I've got many things to look forward to in my life. Sex being one of them.  But for now I've got school to focus on.  Academics come first =]

Now I see why I ****ed up this last year at school.

 

[vadermath]

How many different people? Let me think...

Yep, just myself.

 

[Libryk]

How can you have sex with yourself?

隐藏

please answer masturbating

 

[Archonsod]

I failed math because I wasn't a virgin, I see that now. Thanks for enlightening me, Conridge.

I passed maths because I was ****ing the teacher, does that count?

 

[Libryk]

I failed math because I wasn't a virgin, I see that now. Thanks for enlightening me, Conridge.

I passed maths because I was ****ing the teacher, does that count?

Really? I wish I ****ed my english teacher. She would even let me **** her, but at the time I was too young. Nowadays everytime I see a little blond woman on the streets I run towards her, thinking it's my ex-teacher.

But sure enough it's never her.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

I failed math because I wasn't a virgin, I see that now. Thanks for enlightening me, Conridge.

I passed maths because I was ****ing the teacher, does that count?

Are you sure you're not getting confused between ****ing and ****ing with?

 

[Archonsod]

Same thing as far as I'm concerned

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

And this was SAT-11 maths, yes?

 

[XochiZorrah]

At once or throughout my lifetime? 

 

[Stormith]

2 :U

 

[Seff]

At once or throughout my lifetime? 

Through your lifetime.

 

[Archonsod]

And this was SAT-11 maths, yes?

Dunno, what's SAT-11?

 

[arbites_augmented]

It might stand for SAT - 11 year old.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

What he said. I'd be disturbed if anybody had sex with their teacher during their 7 yr old SATs

 

[Archonsod]

I didn't do SATs, too old

 

[Taimat396]

'Sides, you get SATs in year 9 too. That'd be 14, I think.

 

[Archonsod]

We called that "third year". We didn't do SATS, three years of mucking about, select seven or eight subjects you want to pursue to GCSE's and then two years studying for the GCSE's.

I remember when all this were fields too.