How long are you redux

[Seff]

Well?

Only males may apply, naturally.

Forget about giving it an extra cm or three, it's completely anonymous, and it'll be all for nothing if everyone votes according to wishes.

I suppose we could take the average at some point and compare to the average given on Wikipedia, just to see how honest the TW males are.


For the silly people: Inches to cm conversion.

 

[your nightmare]

We are speaking of the phallus I assume,how do we measure, and measure when flaccid ?
Details man,details!

 

[Seff]

Erect.

Measured from pubic bone to tip of head, in a straight line (no bending around corners.) Not from your ******* to your navel either.

 

[Seff]

Also, Lost-Lamb, you **** is NOT 20 cm

 

[Lost-Lamb]

Do you wish to put some money on that?

 

[Seff]

No.

Thanks for baleeting the ****-up thread.

 

[leprechaun]

20cm's 7.85 inches, it's not that unbelievable.

 

[Seff]

Notice the smiley

 

[leprechaun]

[me=Leprechaun's]eyebrows twitch perversely[/me]

 

[Lost-Lamb]

Heh, the smiley wasn't there to indicate I'm joking It's there to warn you that you'd be owing me some munnies.

 

[Seff]

My smiley, not yours.

 

[Nash]

20cm's 7.85 inches, it's not that unbelievable.

True enough. I'd expect at least 15-20% of the forum to be 17cm+.

 

[leprechaun]

Will you use inches, you bloody philistines, I'm far too lazy to use that there converter or indeed my own brain!

 

[Nash]

Will you use inches, you bloody philistines, I'm far too lazy to use that there converter or indeed my own brain!

4=10.16cm
4.5=11.43cm
5=12.7cm
5.5=13.97cm
6=15.24cm
6.5=16.51cm
7=17.78cm
7.5=19.05cm
8=20.32cm
8.5=21.59cm
9=22.86cm
9.5=24.13cm

 

[Cleaning agent]

How can anyone have a 0cm penis? 

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOURSELF THAT!?!?1?!?!1!?

*Hi fives self*

 

[James]

How can anyone have a 0cm penis? 

Concave.

 

[Ruthven]

How can anyone have a 0cm penis? 

Once upon a time, there was this fellow named bob. Bob had a 25 inch penis (flaccid) and he really thought it was far too big. So one day he decided he would ask the local wizard if he could get his penis shortened. The wizard told him that he should go into the forest, and when he finds a frog, he should ask the frog if the frog is a turtle, and every time the frog says "no", Bob's penis would shrink 5 inches.

So Bob set out into the woods, and in a short amount of time, he saw a frog.
"Hello Mr. Frog" Bob said. "Are you a turtle?"
"No." replied the frog, and as he did, Bob felt his penis shrink five inches. He decided that 20 inches was still a bit too much, so he decided he would get the frog to say no twice more, thinking that ten inches was a reasonable size.
"Are you a turtle?" Bob asked again.
"No." replied the frog, and again the Bob felt his penis shrink five inches. The frog began to hop away and got irritated when Bob started following him.
"Are you a turtle?" Bob asked again.
The frog got angry, and shouted:
"How many times do I have to tell you? NO NO NO! Now leave me alone!"

 

[mrcrotch]

I don't have a ruler.

 

[Ruthven]

I don't have a ruler.

Use your thumb to measure it in inches then use the converter. It might be off by a millimeter or two, but...