How do YOU start your day?

[Sound Chaser]

Regardless of how many hours I've slept, I wake up really tired, hungry and feeling dirty. Even shower or brushing my teeth rarely make me feel refreshed. I eat, which makes me feel somehow better. When it's like 3pm I might actually get my brain working. When I wake up knowing I got to get to work, I usually swear A LOT, and treat my toothbrush without respect.

 

[pentagathus]

I set my alarm 2 hours early so that I can make love to myself.

But seriously I usualy "snooze" for 5-10 minutes, shower get dressed, make lunch, pack it, have some breakfadt and go.

 

[janlulhannes]

I set my alarm 2 hours early so that I can make love to myself.

But seriously I usualy "snooze" for 5-10 minutes, shower get dressed, make lunch, pack it, have some breakfadt and go.

Breakfat? 

 

[pentagathus]

Yep I break my fast with a solid block of lard. Yum yum yum.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

I wake up when my penis gets an erection....  I wake up generally with my 2 year old cousin sitting on top of me.....

thanks a lot Llandy, how nice of you

I didn't quote anything you didn't say yourself.

 

[Zilberfrid]

Get up take medicine, switch on espresso machine, take a shower, make espresso and pick lunch, drink espresso, get in car and leave, breakfast in the car usually. Takes about 10 minutes from leaving the bed to starting the engine.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Ooh yes, medicine. I forgot about that one.

 

[radicalhit]

I wake up when my penis gets an erection....  I wake up generally with my 2 year old cousin sitting on top of me.....

thanks a lot Llandy, how nice of you

I didn't quote anything you didn't say yourself.

oh crap wrong quote. must be that chilli powder i managed to get on my eye the other day , its turning me blind

 

[Leto]

-Sleep thru alarm
-get up 15 min. late
-feed dog
-grab fruit/bagel/or what ev else
-walk to school
-do rest of homework 1st pd.

 

[Almalexia]

Morning? HA! Weak! Real men wake up at noon, at the earliest!

 

[Selothi]

No, just adolescents .

 

[Beanchubbs]

School
-Wake up at 7:30 am to an annoying as hell alarm clock
-Take a piss
-Eat breakfast
-Brush my teeth
-Get dressed and stuff
-Walk to school

Now
-Wake up at 6:00 am
-Brush Teeth
-Get dressed
-Walk to school for weightlifting until 8:30ish
-Walk back home
-Eat a massive breakfast
-Play games and stuff till the day ends.

 

[ChurchOfFonz]

School: Alarm rings at 6:00, snooze it till 6:30, piss, take shower, flush piss, brush teeth, turn on local news and **** around till 7:20, drive to school.

Now: Wake up 10ish, then eatfapplayvideogames till I sleep.

 

[Sushiman70]

School: Wake up @ 6:30, get up @ 6:45, then shower, then brekky, then make lunch, then watch telly until I go for my bus

Not @ School: Get up @ around 12:00 play games all day, go to bed around 1am.

 

[Bruhlan Revan]

Wake up
go take a shower
piss in shower
brush teeth
get changed
go to school

Oh! and just kidding about pissing in the shower part.

 

[Jome]

I dont think that was a joke.

 

[Bruhlan Revan]

lol no really it was a joke I think its gross to piss in the shower.

 

[Jome]

I hope you do ..

 

[Bruhlan Revan]

Its the truth yo

 

[janlulhannes]

Who gives a hell, I piss in the shower too. Everyone does it.
Whats the point? It flushes faster and cleaner then the toilet too