How do YOU start your day?
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NorrlandsGuld
Sergeant Knight at Arms
If i have slept very little my first task usually is to localise the origin of the annoying sound that is preventing me from sleeping and terminate it with extreme force.
if i have slept adequate i will only use normal force. Then i will find my snus and put one in and get ready for whatever task is at hand.
if i have slept adequate i will only use normal force. Then i will find my snus and put one in and get ready for whatever task is at hand.
radicalhit
Knight at Arms
I wake up when my penis gets an erection . its like a mini alarm clock or something.
During my special days when my aunt and my cousin come to live with us I wake up generally with my 2 year old cousin sitting on top of me shouting random words ( she hasnt learned to speak properly yet) AND AT TIMES PUTTING HER FINGERS INSIDE MY MOUTH EXPLORING WHATS IN THERE !
now that might sound wrong to you guys but its actually really cute
During my special days when my aunt and my cousin come to live with us I wake up generally with my 2 year old cousin sitting on top of me shouting random words ( she hasnt learned to speak properly yet) AND AT TIMES PUTTING HER FINGERS INSIDE MY MOUTH EXPLORING WHATS IN THERE !
now that might sound wrong to you guys but its actually really cute
Johnny Morphine
Knight at Arms
CIgarettes, coffee. In that order. Then it's 9 PM.
Selothi
Baron
School, it's get up at 6:45, piss, go downstairs and have a huge bowl of whatever (yoghurt and fruit, cereals and chocolate powder, porridge, w/e) and a glass of OJ, go back upstairs, lay in bed until 7:03, get changed, brush teeth and all that crap, get bag, get in car. (I have my showers in the evening.)
Holidays: Get up anywhere between 9:30 and 12, depending on how much time I got, play games/morning wank in some cases, or go to direct to shower, have lunch, and do **** all.
Holidays: Get up anywhere between 9:30 and 12, depending on how much time I got, play games/morning wank in some cases, or go to direct to shower, have lunch, and do **** all.
Sir Lulzalot
Sergeant Knight at Arms
Use the facilities, get on the computer for a bit, get some grub, and then proceed with the rest of my boring pointless day.
Jome
By getting out of my bed.
radicalhit 说:
Pharaoh Llandy 说:radicalhit 说:
Was that necessary ?
I think the more important question is, was it NOT necessary?
well, I lazily roll around the bed for about and hour scratching my chocolate eye and playing with my pee boner. Then I stumble into the bathroom where I piss while flexing in front on the mirror going "yeeeeeah, yeaaaaaah" Then I stumble back to my bedroom and begin to masturbate. Then generally at about the mid way point of masturbation i'll have to take a ****, so i'll finish off on the crapper (while i'm flexing in the mirror)
I then wipe my ass with the hookers face, do a line, have cereal, go to work.
I then wipe my ass with the hookers face, do a line, have cereal, go to work.
hayabusa12
Sergeant Knight at Arms
Wake up, stretch, get dressed, brush teeth, breakfast.
Lord Burgess1
Wake up,
Wank,
Use the Man Juice to fill up a bowl,
Add cornflakes,
Eat,
Go to School.
Wank,
Use the Man Juice to fill up a bowl,
Add cornflakes,
Eat,
Go to School.
Generally I'll wake up considerably early, make myself a cup of tea or some hot apple cider, make some toast, and slowly consume these items whilst reading my book. When I'm quite finished I'll hop in the shower, then get out, wash my face, (acne cleanser ftw) brush my teeth, and put in my contact lenses.
radicalhit
Knight at Arms
Pharaoh Llandy 说:radicalhit 说:
thanks a lot Llandy, how nice of you
Lord Burgess1 说:
Same bowl?
