How do you like your steak?

[AWdeV]

It's why they burned the buildings everywhere they went. So they could have a jolly ol' barbecue with all the plundered livestock. Eating that much raw meat couldn't be healthy and a longboat with troops in isn't that good for transporting live cattle either.

 

[Seff]

Thus I'm not dumb enough to eat uncooked food. :3

 

[Cookie Eating Huskarl]

It's why they burned the buildings everywhere they went. So they could have a jolly ol' barbecue with all the plundered livestock. Eating that much raw meat couldn't be healthy and a longboat with troops in isn't that good for transporting live cattle either.

Also if one of them suddenly had diarrhea. In mid voyage.

 

[AWdeV]

Arse overboard. Might make it more difficult to escape from any ships in pursuit though.

 

[Tibertus]

It might make it easier too. After all, who wants to sail through a trail of diarrhea?

 

[Cookie Eating Huskarl]

We're taking the lottery to determine who washes the boat next.

 

[AWdeV]

The guys who are really pissed off you burned their women, killed their houses and raped their livestock?

 

[Dryvus]

We're taking the lottery to determine who washes the boat next.

The sea and the rain?

 

[Cookie Eating Huskarl]

Ewww... Salt encrusted old diarrhea clusters

 

[Dryvus]

You guys have pressure washers in Malaysia, yes?

 

[AWdeV]

Probably, but they lack vikings with diarrhea.

 

[Cookie Eating Huskarl]

You guys have pressure washers in Malaysia, yes?

We're talking about Vikings here you buffoon.

 

[Dryvus]

So, no?

 

[Cookie Eating Huskarl]

I believe they did not have pressure washers around year 1000.

 

[Dryvus]

No **** (HAW HAW). Just trying to illustrate the cleaning abilities that water has.

 

[Cookie Eating Huskarl]

You seen rain getting rid of dried up **** flakes before?

 

[Dryvus]

Rain, and waves, in a storm? Yeah, I'd buy that.

 

[Cookie Eating Huskarl]

Still, the mental image of burly white men hauling their arses overboard to diarrhea in a storm is a pretty, pretty weird sight.

 

[Orion]

Salt encrusted old diarrhea clusters

Now that we've finished talking about various steak seasonings (), back to the actual topic.

Medium to medium rare, unless it's wild venison steak. Those get well-done.

 

[AWdeV]

Still, the mental image of burly white men hauling their arses overboard to diarrhea in a storm is a pretty, pretty weird sight.

Just as long as they don't try poopin' in the wind.