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Pavlov

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After almost burning down my college today via unlucky cig throw, I was pulled over in my nice WRX, I now have tickets for

Expired plates
Expired registration
Noise pollution (boom boom)
Speeding
Running a red light
Missing a stop sign
Switching lanes in an intersection
AND
AND I QUOTE
"Taking too long to pull over"


Someone better have a worse day story to make me feel better, or else daddy is getting out his ban stick. :evil:
 
Uh, I had to walk fifteen miles to get home, yesterday? :sad:

I *think* that's worse -at least it's close. My feet are telling me it is.
 
Pavlov said:
After almost burning down my college today via unlucky cig throw, I was pulled over in my nice WRX, I now have tickets for

Expired plates
Expired registration
Noise pollution (boom boom)
Speeding
Running a red light
Missing a stop sign
Switching lanes in an intersection
AND
AND I QUOTE
"Taking too long to pull over"
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Hehe, do you actually know how to drive or were the pigs who pulled you fishing for non-existant problems? :razz:
 
I had a near perfect day: Got out of school (which was less pain in the a&& than normal). I installed Gothic II and enjoyed playing it the whole day (a great game!), while eating sugary things, and pouring some old fashioned 'n' freshening coka cola down my throath. + it is one less day to weekend and summer holiday. \o/
 
i am up at near midnight on this dam PC because some asshols is having a party over the road from me and has turned there speakers up so loud i can hear ever song perfectly even with my loud PC running....asswhipe
 
Well, there's this really sexy woman who works at the Fitness Club I go to and I'm encouraged by her friendliness every time I workout. Today, at a supermarket near my home, my girlfriend and I ran into her and she greeted me just as warmly as she does at the club and this angered my girlfriend enough that she would hardly talk to me driving home. The thing is the Fitness Club woman is just an extroverted person and has no "feelings" whatsoever for me; so I have the worst of all situations: a jealous, cold girlfriend and a friendly acquaintance with no chance of anything happening.

The sheer futility of one girl's anger and the pointlessness friendliness of the other girl makes me doubt in the existence of universal justice. It speaks to the conditions of all mankind; just like Pavlov's unjust ticketing just for breaking the letter of the law...
 
Heh, when I was in college I had a fight with my gf that led to something similar. I was at a payphone outside her dorm at maybe 2:00am having a fight with her on the phone. I didnt notice the big guy slipping up on me with a gun. When I turned around he was standing right there. He motioned for me to put the phone down then he showed me his gun and leaned into my car to check for keys. WHen he did that I ran (I had the keys) for the nearby service station. He started to follow with his gun drawn but the clerk produced his own gun and scared him off, well, at least he walked off.

Long story short the cops didnt show after an hour so I left. On the way back to my apartment I was stopped for speeding and the cop was insane. When I mentioned the carjacking he kept telling me to shut-up and "do you want to go down to the station". So he gives me the ticket, I try to start my car... nothing. The lights had been on too long after the carjacking and it didnt have enough juice. The cop then walks back to my car and with the coldest possible look says, "Like I said, do you want to go down to the station". Uh, I said no.

So he leaves me with a dead battery just 3 miles from the carjacking scene. Im out walking the deserted streets looking for a payphone, call my buddy, and then wait an hour for him to get there.

And you are lucky you didnt get hit with the no-insurance ticket. Thats would probably have doubled your bill.
 
Pharaoh Llandy said:
Pavlov said:
After almost burning down my college today via unlucky cig throw, I was pulled over in my nice WRX, I now have tickets for

Expired plates
Expired registration
Noise pollution (boom boom)
Speeding
Running a red light
Missing a stop sign
Switching lanes in an intersection
AND
AND I QUOTE
"Taking too long to pull over"
Click to expand...

Hehe, do you actually know how to drive or were the pigs who pulled you fishing for non-existant problems? :razz:
Click to expand...


I do know how to drive, in theory. What happened was this, I was driving while talking on the phone and smoking. So I wasen't really paying attention to the road, or you know...cars, and due to the $4000 sound system in my car I didn't actually HEAR the sirens. So I kept breaking road rules with the 5-0 behing me, and I guess he kept recording them.

It was clearly all their fault.
 
okay, not the worst of stories, but one that'll bring a smile to your face :p

I catch up with my (then) girlfriend, her father is at work, n we're feeling playful.

So we decide to go the whole hog, n I handcuff her up to the bedposts, n tease, n tantalise her for aages, she's burning a CD for me, so we have no music.
After a while she is (quite loudly) calling for me to enter her, this is nearly an hour after we've started, so we make loud, and very pleasant love.
Exhausted some time later it comes to my unshackling her, and we find that the key has dissapeared! I search the room thoroughly, she's making a vocal note of this, and threatening me if I'm messing about I'm in big trouble.
So eventually I find the key (behind the sidetable) and release her, we cuddle up, and she tells me of her fantasy, which is to blow me, we mull it over, n chat about related subjects.
Then, covered with sweat I pop into the shower, as I only have one change of clothes I leave them behind, not wanting to soil them.
Having showered, I step out of the bathroom, completely naked, and meet face to face with her father, who has taken a day off work cos of a headache, and must have heard EVERYTHING!!!

That was an interesting evening, he was a great laugh making amusing jokes at our expense, I really got on well with him despite all this :razz:

Jez XxX
 
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