Holy potato's

[jlgx50]

Heh

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3330057/Vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom.html

Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom
A vicar attended hospital with a potato stuck up his bottom - and claimed it got there after he fell on to the vegetable while naked.

The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.
He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.
The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in
Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals.
Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.
Speaking of the vicar, A & E nurse Trudi Watson, of Sheffield's Northern General Hospital, said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
"But it's not for me to question his story. He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
She advised anyone tempted to use such objects in sex games to think again.
"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening," she said.
"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."

 

[AWdeV]

A classic of the genre.

 

[Seltus]

Haven't we all been there?

 

[Kobrag]

'...discreet professional and kind...'

Yeah, you are totally discreet, else how could the papers have gotten wind?

 

[Haresus]

Indeed, discreet my ass. They sold this story to some newspaper for money.

 

[FrisianDude]

Worse, they sold it to the Telegraph!

Discreet in that his name's not mentioned, though. Either he does put potatoes up his ass for fun or he's an exhibitionist who likes to have his danglies dangle in public sight by hanging up curtains (ergo; in front of a window) in the nude.

 

[The Cow Dude]

Indeed, discreet my ass.

 

[Ambalon]

I'm always slightly troubled by that gif and how his throat moves just a little bit from frame to frame.
Argh, can't explain it. It's kinda agonizing to watch, I mean.

 

[Kobrag]

Gah, now it's affecting me.

Curse you, you damnable man!

 

[Sir Saladin]

****ing potatoes, how do they work? Lucky for him he hangs his drapes while in the nude because I think it would have been worse if he had landed on the potato with his pants on, I mean he obviously fell from a considerable height to get it wedged in there so tight. Pants made of a thin fabric would have ripped and then they would have had fabric to remove too.

Those crazy priests and their nude drape hanging/light bulb changing ways, what are you gonna do with 'em?

 

[Haresus]

Indeed, discreet my ass.

Sorry, the pun was not intended. Really, I promise.

 

[Gilgameshismyhomey]

Too bad it wasnt intended!  I enjoyed it.

 

[greatsword]

Now this is painful!

 

[McBeverage]

Isn't the plural of "potato" "potatoes" and not "potato's"?

 

[Suspect-Device]

I thought the plural was tatties, perhaps taters at a push...

 

[Mage246]

Nah, he's just using the possessive form. This thread belongs to the Holy Potato, kneel before it!.

 

[b00227783]

This gave me a good laugh.

Thanks