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To my dearest beloved e-dead-beat-dad-dog-buddies,

You may have noticed that this is my rather belated moment of introducing myself, the all knowing and admirable amondrubee! Before I carry on I should first and foremost thank all the people, animals, bots, and even *ahem* best not say but suffice to say, I wholeheartley- oh wait can't cause... well, I mean my soul and what's left of my cig infested heart is ever grateful to those inspiring me to make this thread. You all know who you are! I just want to give you all a big whack in the head with a chair and a good old plonk in the back with a sledgehammer. This might sound violent but it's actually a centuries old tribal tradition of my family heritage. It's an act of bestowing upmost honor to those I admire!

Now where was I?

Oh yeah, here I am introducing myself. Let me begin with a long-winded brief speech on how I became as part of Taleworld's miniature community, as part of Mount & Blade almost non-existing fandom, as part of the nerd world, as part of the group of assholes using up planet Earth's finite resources. Ok here goes: I was walking along the grubby streets on a bright abeit smelly day and there I tripped over what seemed like a poo poo to me. I took a closer look and it seems someone dumped a computer game in the middle of no where because they didn't want it. The game is labelled Mount & Blade. Greedy as I am I picked it up and went home to try it out. Luckily the son-of-a *ahem* wrote the serial key on the CD back. There, that's how I got hooked into this excellent game of the year.

How about a little information about me? Bet you're all dying to find out more on amondrubee!!!!  I was born on Christmas day, or at least a day my parents believed to be Christmas. Anyway, I'm a bit of a shopaholic and have load and loads of clothes, etc stacked up in my room. Oh I was playing the sims when I was exercising my shopaholic habbits.

... eh should I continue?
 
He also has a disease known as microdick, where his erect penis only measures 3 and a half inches long.
 
There is already a introduction thread and i don't think anyone cares.
 
Nono, I care! oh wait, no I don't


Welcome to the Forums, most of us are assholes! ( including me!)
 
Temeraire 说:
Nono, I care! oh wait, no I don't


Welcome to the Forums, most of us are assholes! ( including me!)
I'd say about 99.9% are in their own way, Everyone sees everyone else differently.
 
Ruthven 说:
He also has a disease known as microdick, where his erect penis only measures 3 and a half inches long.

FYI, micropenis must be less then 7 cm, or just over 2 inches, when erect.
 
phbbbt107 说:
Ruthven 说:
He also has a disease known as microdick, where his erect penis only measures 3 and a half inches long.

FYI, micropenis must be less then 7 cm, or just over 2 inches, when erect.
Just think how big he'd be without the disease then!  :shock:
 
LOL! I'm on the moderator's watch list!!! amondrubee wanted for $1000000000000000000000000 alive or dead. Time to celebrate.
 
Lord Leoric of Wercheg 说:
IBTL and IBTB.

If you check the Hall of Fame, someone got banned for something like this :razz:

Then whoever banned that user has no sense of humour. Might as well ban half the users here then, and they'll all migrate to another forum. Hehe.
 
You'll learn one day that most of us hate you. me because you think you have a lot of self importance, Paris Hilton ring any bells?
 
amondrubee 说:
Lord Leoric of Wercheg 说:
IBTL and IBTB.

If you check the Hall of Fame, someone got banned for something like this :razz:

Then whoever banned that user has no sense of humour. Might as well ban half the users here then, and they'll all migrate to another forum. Hehe.

no, they'll go emo and cut themselves.

also, is this an admittance to a stolen serial key?
 
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