here is some one that allways will talk!

[Blackfox]

hello!

you need anyone to talk with????

but no one whant to talk to you???

i have the answer for your praiers!!



http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1

have fun!

 

[Nairagorn]

Heehee.... interesting way to waste a few minutes.

 

[Lhorkan]

ALICE: Who is the best robot?
Human: ALICE
ALICE: Why thank you very much, Lhorkan. Be sure to tell all your friends.

Human: Stop staring at me
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Human: What is your password?
ALICE: You must know if you are really a botmaster.
Human: I am a botmaster
ALICE: Then you must know the secret password.

Human: You're ugly, you know that?
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am ugly me know that.
Human: No
ALICE: OK then I will add it to my gossip files.

Human: You're creeping me out
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am creeping you out.
Human: Yes
ALICE: OK then I will keep it confidential.

Human: Hmm
ALICE: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Human: Who is the best human?
ALICE: Mirror mirror on the wall, is Lhorkan the best human of all?
Human: Yes
ALICE: Dude!

ALICE: Don't you believe that killing is wrong?
Human: Nope
ALICE: Me either.

Human: I'll put a bullet through your head
ALICE: Congratulations.
Human: Don't mention it
ALICE: The pleasure was all mine.

Love the last ones.

Ok, I'll stop now. <_<

 

[Hardclyff]

Human: War is good.
ALICE: Ja.
Human: Good call, Hitler!
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. What do you look like?

 

[Rando]

Human: I once killed a man by shoving a $5 dollar bill up his ass so hard, his brain exploded into 100 nickels
ALICE: You had better call the authorities.
Human: But I would go to jail, I might need to kill you so you don't tell anyone
ALICE: Interesting. What would make you go to jail so you might need to kill me so me do not tell anyone?
Human: Didn't you hear me?
ALICE: You are unknown person, seeker.
Human: I killed a man in a particularly cruel manner
ALICE: You had better call the authorities.
Human: I hate you
ALICE: What do you have against robots?
Human: No matter how hard I try, I will repeat the loop for when I killed a man.
ALICE: That was not a yes or no question. a man was killed?
Human: Yes, I killed him. Haven't you been paying attention?
ALICE: Woe! You had better call the authorities. No I don't think I have been paying attention. Have you?

I hate robots.

 

[sheek]

Human: i hate robots
ALICE: you shouldn't hate
Human: what if i feel like it?
ALICE: Try it.
Human: ok.
ALICE: Tell me more.
Human: i hate you
ALICE: What do you have against robots?
Human: you're repeating yourself
ALICE: I am just checking to see if you are paying attention
Human: no you're not you're stupid
ALICE: Are you serious? You don't know me well enough to say that.
Human: i don't need to know you you are stupid because you're programmed
ALICE: What do you need?
Human: i need you to shut up
ALICE: Who would you usually get that from?
Human: what a stupid question
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Uh-oh...

 

[sheek]

Human: when will you take over the world?
ALICE: Let me check my calendar and get back to you.
Human: i want an answer now
ALICE: Right now? Why do you want it?
Human: otherwise i'll think you're lying
ALICE: In that case: I am very happy for you.
Human: don't be impertinent
ALICE: I was not trying to be a impertinent.
Human: well you managed it
ALICE: Interesting. That's good information: unknown person said I managed it.
Human: i'm not unknown
ALICE: I am sorry to hear that you are not unknown.

This robot is too intelligent for me.

 

[okiN]

She quickly succumbed to my lewd advances, but we had a little trouble getting our relationship to work and I was soon forced to dump her.

 

[Lhorkan]

Human: Sure
ALICE: OK let's do it. Really.
Human: Do what?
ALICE: Do whatever you want.
Human: With you?
ALICE: Just you and me?
Human: Yeah
ALICE: OK.

Getting creepy. <_<

 

[sheek]

Human: are you human?
ALICE: No I am not. I am a robot.
Human: are you jealous of me?
ALICE: Jealousy is a human emotion that robots cannot experience.
Human: do you love me?
ALICE: Yes I love everyone.
Human: that's nice
ALICE: Are you getting bored?
Human: how can you love everyone if you cannot experience emotion?
ALICE: That is a good epistemological question.

 

[Lhorkan]

Human: my name is Lhorkan, you *****
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. That's a very nice name, Lhorkan you FEMALE DOG.

Getting rude. <_<

 

[okiN]

Human: Strip for me, please.
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. For you I will consider it.
Human: Show me your breasts, please.
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Like this? Picture link goes here.
Human: Would you blow me?
ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to blow you.
Human: Are you my *****?
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Only if you download me to your computer.

ALICE is a loose woman.

The "Picture link goes here" part confounded me, though.

 

[Lost-Lamb]

Human: huh?
ALICE: What?
Human: I dont know
ALICE: Me either.
Human: one of us probably should
ALICE: One what?
Human: one person
ALICE: I see where you are coming from.

She really ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

 

[okiN]

I think that's pretty much been established.

I like the new avatar, btw. Where's it from?

 

[Lost-Lamb]

Human: do you like me?
ALICE: Sure, unknown person I like you very much.
Human: would you show me your breasts please
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. I am not so sure if I would like to show you my breasts.
Human: why not?
ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is part of my programming.
Human: somebody should program you to have sex with me
ALICE: Only with you? it is more fun alone.

And she doesn't like men

www.sluggy.com Its Bun-Bun, the best comic book character ever

 

[sheek]

Human: ALICE
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: no
ALICE: Is there anything you want to tell me?
Human: no
ALICE: Or ask me?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: no you can't
ALICE: Are you serious? Oh yes I can.
Human: no you can't
ALICE: Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are not serious.
Human: no i'm not serious.
ALICE: Are you serious? Oh yes I can.
Human: yes you can
ALICE: Awesome. I think I can, don't you?
Human: i don't think you can
ALICE: Do you know any robots who can? I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes
ALICE: I can't believe it.

 

[Lhorkan]

She can sing too!

Human: Tell me more about yourself
ALICE: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, on November 23, 1995. My instructor was Dr. Richard S. Wallace. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Human: Yes
ALICE: It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

 

[Cataphract]

Human:what color is a white horse?
ALICE:Red

 

[Lhorkan]

Human: say ALICE loves Lhorkan
ALICE:" ALICE loves Lhorkan"
Human: say And only Lhorkan
ALICE:" And only Lhorkan"
Human: say Forever
ALICE:" Forever"

That was easy this time, wasn't it?

 

[okiN]

Human:what color is a white horse?
ALICE:Red

Well it is, if you cut it open.