Help! There is Stalkers Outside my house!

[Mabons]

Well there is guys working on the roof, and to get up there they have to use ladders (No not helicopters...).

So yesterday I was sitting playing Mount&Blade, I look out the window, and I jump in a fright. This bald guy is staring at me from the ladder. I begin to close the curtains and he doesn't stop staring. Creepy ****er. Shuddering, I close every curtain in my room, and lock the door.

So what do I do? Next time he stares, open the window and a can of whoopass and make him fall from the ladder, or what I am doing right now?

 

[Kleidophoros]

I you wanna Help Stalkers lay on bed naked and close your eyes.

edit: removed that extra close.

 

[Mabons]

I you wanna Help Stalkers close lay on bed naked and close your eyes.

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EDIT: Changed to avoid confusion...

 

[thesneakster]

Gee, just have a conversation with the guy like a normal person.

 

[El Perro Finlandese]

Buy a BB-gun and take aim.

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

Slowly pull off your trousers, get your knob out and wank in slow motion, never taking your eyes away from his stare into his very soul.

 

[Bulle]

I suggest blocking him on msn, IRC and whatever you might use.

 

[Theo]

Were you playing naked?

 

[iamahorse]

Kill yourself just to spite him and deny the bastard your supple bottom.

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

A dead guy is easier to rape than a struggling live one.

 

[iamahorse]

Yeah, but when people die they release their bowels and who the **** wants to rape someone after having to clean up after them?

 

[El Perro Finlandese]

BB-GUN!!

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

Yeah, but when people die they release their bowels and who the **** wants to rape someone after having to clean up after them?

Why clean it up? 

 

[iamahorse]

My God man, you have a point.

 

[Theo]

Problem solved.

 

[Archonsod]

Shine a torch in his face, put on a Russian accent and repeatedly say "Get out of here stalker". He'll get so annoyed he'll either piss off or shiv you, either of which would be amusing to us.

 

[Seff]

One-up that mother****er by going to his house and looking at him!

 

[Elenmmare]

Shine a torch in his face, put on a Russian accent and repeatedly say "Get out of here stalker". He'll get so annoyed he'll either piss off or shiv you, either of which would be amusing to us.

You know, good point. Whenever I have to do something awkward, I don an accent. I once told my neighbour that we couldn't move our shoe rack because 'There is too much smell... comme un couchon."

Course, next day I found out that my parents had already spoke to them. As Canadians.

 

[uncreative]

Shine a torch in his face, put on a Russian accent and repeatedly say "Get out of here stalker". He'll get so annoyed he'll either piss off or shiv you, either of which would be amusing to us.

You know, good point. Whenever I have to do something awkward, I don an accent. I once told my neighbour that we couldn't move our shoe rack because 'There is too much smell... comme un couchon."

Course, next day I found out that my parents had already spoke to them. As Canadians.

Is it peculiar for Canadians to know French considering it's the second language? Or are you not living in the Quebec area?

 

[Elenmmare]

Well, I spoke in a French accent. And, yes, most Canadians can't speak French. Sure, most know how to say they have an Eiffel Tower in their pants, but to actually speak it, well, most forget after highschool.

Especially in the West.

Or are you not living in the Quebec area?

Heh, what'd make you think I was ? Canada isn't 75% French or anything.