I lit ALL the damn fireworks, no ****ty blisters like the last two years. And amazingly, my dad threw a M-1000 (bull**** firecracker) about four feet to my left without me seeing, and when it went off, I didn't freak out, but only went, "What was that?" Man, those Big Magnum Artillery things, those are worth $20, plus it almost SOUNDS like a real artillery shell being fired. Every cent. And we got this Fiesta thing, that was total kick ass. No ****ing rockets, they were outlawed this year...
Happy New Rant- er, I mean, Year.