Guilty Pleasures in Mount & Blade!

[n00854180t]

List things you do in M&B that are despicable.

I like to: Headshot my allies when they run in front of me during a battle.
Kill the horses of my enemies, even if no one is atop them.
Help out Peasants and Farmers, then wait until they're all dead before I start fighting.
Kill my teammates in the tournament.

 

[Pavlov]

You're a sick sick man!

I like to kill farmers while in team attack, it started innocently enough with me killing a few by accident from my hail of arrows... but then I liked it, and launched a one man farmer holocaust.

 

[n00854180t]

The only problem for me is, not enough options to kill them. It'd be great if there were a friendly fire option

I also like to:

Shoot the corpses of my enemies.
Stab them after knocking them down.
Stealing enemy horses and jumping them off the highest cliffs I can find.

 

[Wolfox]

I'm not near as evil, but one guilty pleasure I have is to hunt small river pirates groups as a level 33 knight, with my Sword of War, mounting a Charger or Warhorse, and my 46 people army, with more than 20 swadian knights and about 15 swadian sharpshooters... it's a slaughter.

 

[weltonia]

i like to toy with river pirates, i dont actually kill them i just line them up then charge through them at full speed... repeat then sell em to the slaver

 

[n00854180t]

Oh yeah! I forgot about that. I like to go and fight river pirates alone, and try to pick them off at the farthest range I can.

 

[bloodmerc]

i like to toy with river pirates

Yeah, so do I.. I like killing all of them exept the ones with knives and just let them stab me over and over... its really funny because in full reinforced black armor the games says
"received 0 damage"
"received 0 damage"
"received 0 damage"
Over and over again.

 

[Chalo]

Crossbow bolt in middle of the head of that charging horseman...another between the eyes of that footman far away...*sees third target getting closer..without shield..turns him into a needle pillow*. I enjoy killing efficiently with crossbow too much

Hmm...river pirates...hmm...they never can run fast enough from me..

 

[mulaeeH]

one thing i always found out is that... every time i kill a foe and he falls to the ground i always do the stabbing motion with my longsword/bastard sword/basically any type of sword on the dead body, to make sure i do a killing blow... i guess its just a reflex ive built up.... and it damn sure as hell is realistic, if iwanna kill my enemies damnit i make sure they are bloody dead!

i also just like to have the heroes in my party equip em with the templar coat skin(heraldric armor) and pretend that im experiencing a crusade in every fight..

 

[Drapabee]

If there's only one or two guys with left and they have shields I usually shoot them full of arrows until they break, then plant a last arrow in their foreheads.

 

[logan]

i like to attack a bunch of guys on my own that are much stronger then me and just kill theire horses and ride around the bunch of them slowly picking them out one at a time with my sword ^^

 

[CurryMutton]

I hope we could "finish the job" after knocking enemy down later. (evil grin)

 

[Kniggit]

when i see dark hunters attacking refuges, i throw rocks at them and knock them all out, then leave, then i wait and when the dark hunters are donr i kill them and take the women, who quicly become sword sisters