Guardsman Naming

[cyrileom]

While I generally hate the tournament Guardsmen, sometimes the name generation is funny. For example, it appears Jesus' second coming is in Jelkala, as a Guardsman.

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I feel entitled to have him fight on my side. Rolf should become a saint after this, being touched by Jesus. Have any of you found similar Guardsmen?

 

[Windyplains]

I can't find the screenshot anymore, but I had a random generation while testing the tournaments where "Jesus has been knocked unconscious by Darwin." came up.