Got me a different wife!

[Sammyboy]

So I am sitting in my hall in Veluca and I decide its peace time, I still have waaaaay to much supplies for a feast, so lets throw one. I tell Berjit to do it and within a few days all the Lords of the Nords and some women folk are swarming my hall, lifting flagons and fighting in tournaments.  I see Lady Thera and I go over to talk to her. Now I had great relations with most of the ladies in the court but Thera was only 15. I go over to her and she tells me that she is betrothed to Lord Haeda, something she is not happy about. Haeda is a douce and also my main rival. In fact my current wife was Haeda's sister and I eloped her.

Well I see the option to propose that we elope so to avoid her marrying Haeda. I say no but don't do the part ways thing. I went to my wife, grabbed all the household items and threw them in my chest and went back to Thera and did the elope thing and it WORKED!

Now Berjit has left me and Jarl Haeda is no longer my brother in law, however she does show up as my wife alongside Thera.

I took a screenshot of my character screen but forgive my ignroance I can't figure out how to share it

 

[Askorti]

I took a screenshot of my character screen but forgive my ignroance I can't figure out how to share it

You can upload it somewhere (like for example imageshack.us) and post link here.

 

[Jericho]

Oh that is just ****ing perfect! The game supports Polygamy but can’t give us a ****ing battering ram for the siege battles? 

Cool find though Sammyboy! 

 

[Rubberduck]

Next you´ll get message: "Your castle is besieged by Lady Bergits divorce attorneys!"

 

[Mastermind]

Next you´ll get message: "Your castle is besieged by Lady Bergits divorce attorneys!"

She'll never get half of my realm! NEVER! I CONQUERED IT!

 

[Danger Moose]

Next you´ll get message: "Your castle is besieged by Lady Bergits divorce attorneys!"

LOL! I hope those attorneys put some time into leveling Ironflesh cause I got a feeling they can't law their way out of a two-hander to the face.

 

[ragingbull78]

Next you´ll get message: "Your castle is besieged by Lady Bergits divorce attorneys!"

LOL! I hope those attorneys put some time into leveling Ironflesh cause I got a feeling they can't law their way out of a two-hander to the face.

sounds like we got ourselves a future episode of jerry springer in the making.    lol

 

[Phoss]

Tune into 'Calradian Teens Gone Wild', this week featuring Lady Myar from the far north, a Nord hottie to keep you warm on those cold Nord winter nights.

 

[Rubberduck]

Next you´ll get message: "Your castle is besieged by Lady Bergits divorce attorneys!"

She'll never get half of my realm! NEVER! I CONQUERED IT!

Yessss! I can see it now. "You conquered Caldaria. You conquered your woman/man. Now you must conquer again, to pay you divorce case. Your spouse sued you down to your drawers. Are you up to the next challenge in upcoming sequel: Mount & Divorce. New continent, same character but you must start form beginning, because you drank heavily after loosing in court, and forgot your skills." 

 

[Nemesis43]

Next you´ll get message: "Your castle is besieged by Lady Bergits divorce attorneys!"

LOL! I hope those attorneys put some time into leveling Ironflesh cause I got a feeling they can't law their way out of a two-hander to the face.

sounds like we got ourselves a future episode of jerry springer in the making.    lol

"No! No throwing the wrought-iron candlesticks! Do you have any idea what those things cost?"

 

[racaloo]

Next you'll get message: "Your castle is besieged by Lady Bergits divorce attorneys!"

LOL! I hope those attorneys put some time into leveling Ironflesh cause I got a feeling they can't law their way out of a two-hander to the face.

sounds like we got ourselves a future episode of Jerry springer in the making.    lol

"No! No throwing the wrought-iron candlesticks! Do you have any idea what those things cost?"

she can't throw anything if she has a sword through her stomach.

 

[OldGreyBeard]

Hey, can you try for THREE?? Now, THAT'S Springer Fodder! 
Meanwhile, I'll have to give this a try.

 

[Brewchief]

"C'mon baby you know how cold and lonely all my other castles get!"

So do the two wives hang out in the same castle hall, knitting and scheming like a couple of creepy Mormons?

 

[Galdus]

http://tinypic.com/ upload the screen shots to that site. Let me see it.

 

[Bones]

I see Lady Thera and I go over to talk to her. Now I had great relations with most of the ladies in the court but Thera was only 15.

Took me a second to realize this was a reference to your characters Relation level with her.

 

[Sammyboy]

@ Galdus

隐藏

Also I can't find Berjit. I asked a lord and he said she was at Veluca but she is nowhere to be found.

I guess we kicked her to the crub

 

[Anthropoid]

I'm really looking forward to the Debauchery, Infidelity, Ambigusexuality, and Lies (DIAL) mod for MB Warband 

 

[Rubberduck]

I see Lady Thera and I go over to talk to her. Now I had great relations with most of the ladies in the court but Thera was only 15.

Took me a second to realize this was a reference to your characters Relation level with her.

About normal age of marriage in middle ages.

 

[Emciel]

i did this in one save

but it doesn't really work, as although it says your first wife is still in the castle, as sammy said, she is nowhere to be found.
my guess is because they only have one spawn point in the castle for your wife, so yoru first wife's position gets taken by the second wife and she disappears!

 

[PineconeKing]

you, sir, are a GENIUS! what does e=mc2 mean? are you as SMART as einstein who's discovery led to the creation of the Nuclear Bomb?