It was a bright summer afternoon, and the sun was hotter than peers' sweaty fat folds after a vigorous masturbation session. The heat mercilessly took its tole on the warriors of Castle Hornspire. The Vaegir attackers had nearly taken the Nord stronghold. Suddenly, unexpectedly, the great Leonidas, captain of the famed "Attacker Squad", called out to his men "WE R GUNA PRACTISE ON GIA SERVER BROS LETS ROLL OUT." His squad complied, but not everybody was too excited about this decision. GK_Taurnil raised the mighty ban hammer with his administrative strength and screamed "WTF U LITTLE ***** NO RECRUITIN ON HERE" before striking it down, thus ending the existence of the hero, the warrior, the alleged backpeddler that is, GK_MA_Leonidas. Leonidas was outraged, how could he be banned for merely giving orders to his brave soldiers? Clearly there was something else brewing. A plot, a hoax, a.. conspiracy. Leonidas had been betrayed by the very men he used to call his comrades - but why? Were they jealous of his rank, "MA," which clearly stands for "Magnificent Ass"? Could they have been envious of his voluptuous derriere? After the incident, Leonidas was unable to access GK's forum. Could he possibly have been selfishly banned from the forum, so that the other booties of GK members might be given more attention? The world may never know. Tune in next week for the continuation of this epic tale of masturbation, conspiracies, and butts. Thank you and good night
