amondrubee
Veteran
Basically I’ve arranged to have sex with my girlfriend in 3 days time (we’ve been going out for about a week). But first she says she wants to measure my penis size, as the size of it is important in sex (that’s common knowledge). The thing is I kind of lied to her, as I told my penis size was 7 inches (when it’s in reality about half of that).
So yeah, I don’t want her to measure it as I’m afraid she might dump me over it. I think I’m in love with her too. When I was in her room I read some magazines. Bizarrely one of them happened to talk about sex. It advised to not sleep with a man who had a penis under 5 inches. Sigh…
Whilst the prospect of being dumped is terrifying enough, I also rather uncomfortable with the process of being measured in such a way. I’m already aware of my limitations as a male, and it’s embarrassing that other people should also be aware of it. Plus I can’t sit/stand still, so it would be awkward. In addition she says she wants to measure the width of the penis. She’s quite a physicsy type of person (she might even be clever than me), so she’d be using a micrometer. She’d probably be able to work out the girth since she already knows the diameter. I don’t like the prospect of that part of me coming into contact with cold metal. If anyone knows what that is, it’s going to be really uncomfortable having that around my penis. I’m worried something unfortunate might, er happen if perhaps she tightens the micrometer too much….
A good friend of mine told me to perhaps stuff, or use a sock but as I pointed out, she’ll notice measuring my penis, and you can’t have sex with a sock on. Though I appreciated the help, he really feels for me though.
So can anyone help! I’m thinking of perhaps blindfolding her and then having sex (hence she wouldn’t see my penis), but that would perhaps be classed as rape as it would be against her will(but since she did ask for sex before, could I pass it off as rough sex if it’s taken to court?). This is a really good opportunity for me (and I think I might really be in love with her) and I desperately don’t want to ruin it.
So yeah, I don’t want her to measure it as I’m afraid she might dump me over it. I think I’m in love with her too. When I was in her room I read some magazines. Bizarrely one of them happened to talk about sex. It advised to not sleep with a man who had a penis under 5 inches. Sigh…
Whilst the prospect of being dumped is terrifying enough, I also rather uncomfortable with the process of being measured in such a way. I’m already aware of my limitations as a male, and it’s embarrassing that other people should also be aware of it. Plus I can’t sit/stand still, so it would be awkward. In addition she says she wants to measure the width of the penis. She’s quite a physicsy type of person (she might even be clever than me), so she’d be using a micrometer. She’d probably be able to work out the girth since she already knows the diameter. I don’t like the prospect of that part of me coming into contact with cold metal. If anyone knows what that is, it’s going to be really uncomfortable having that around my penis. I’m worried something unfortunate might, er happen if perhaps she tightens the micrometer too much….
A good friend of mine told me to perhaps stuff, or use a sock but as I pointed out, she’ll notice measuring my penis, and you can’t have sex with a sock on. Though I appreciated the help, he really feels for me though.
So can anyone help! I’m thinking of perhaps blindfolding her and then having sex (hence she wouldn’t see my penis), but that would perhaps be classed as rape as it would be against her will(but since she did ask for sex before, could I pass it off as rough sex if it’s taken to court?). This is a really good opportunity for me (and I think I might really be in love with her) and I desperately don’t want to ruin it.
Dunno how much it costs, or what its called, so google it.
