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You stupid gnomes!

Weird ****, when I first watched the video I was like "Jesus H. Christ!", but then I was like "Why didnt they run up and kick it?" :smile:
 
Sorry sir! I honestly don't remember anything from last night!
But now that people are aware of your real personality, perhaps it'd be best if you lay low for a while?
 
Comrade Temuzu said:
Weird ****, when I first watched the video I was like "Jesus H. Christ!", but then I was like "Why didnt they run up and kick it?" :smile:

They didn't kick it because it is a Duende!  The black ones are spirits of the forest who appear (usually accompanied by a loud, weird whistling sound) whenever young people are (or have been) treating an animal cruelly.  The black Duende don't take kindly to that kind of behaviour, and it is wise to fear their wrath.

White ones are okay, but you don;t kick them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duende_%28mythology%29

Those kids would no more kick a Duende than an Irishman would kick one of the Little People (who are ironically referred to as the "Good People" because referring to them as anything else might provoke them to anger, and they will seriously **** you up).

Ask a devout (superstitious) Muslim if they would go toe-to-toe with a Jinn.  Or ask a Pagan if they would fight the Green Man.  Ask a Christian if they would happily tackle a demon.  They wouldn't.

Plus, obviously, it's The Sun.  :lol:

Here's another Duende appearance for you...  It's only a little one.  They are always little guys (of varying sizes) with spiked hoods on... like a mini-KKK.  Some are more convincing than others  :grin: :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShQQz10gzbg&feature=related

And if the Duende don't get you, the witches will:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hoGaEsIHr0&feature=related

EDIT:  Duende are also moving into North America (except Arizona, obviously) so be afraid!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWvFOFs5dGo&feature=related 
 
Comrade Temuzu said:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article902014.ece

You stupid gnomes!

Weird ****, when I first watched the video I was like "Jesus H. Christ!", but then I was like "Why didnt they run up and kick it?" :smile:
Ah remember seeing this like a few years ago. I laughed quite hard later on : D
 
Flanged said:
Comrade Temuzu said:
Weird ****, when I first watched the video I was like "Jesus H. Christ!", but then I was like "Why didnt they run up and kick it?" :smile:

They didn't kick it because it is a Duende!  The black ones are spirits of the forest who appear (usually accompanied by a loud, weird whistling sound) whenever young people are (or have been) treating an animal cruelly.  The black Duende don't take kindly to that kind of behaviour, and it is wise to fear their wrath.

White ones are okay, but you don;t kick them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duende_%28mythology%29

Those kids would no more kick a Duende than an Irishman would kick one of the Little People (who are ironically referred to as the "Good People" because referring to them as anything else might provoke them to anger, and they will seriously **** you up).

Ask a devout (superstitious) Muslim if they would go toe-to-toe with a Jinn.  Or ask a Pagan if they would fight the Green Man.  Ask a Christian if they would happily tackle a demon.  They wouldn't.

Plus, obviously, it's The Sun.  :lol:

Here's another Duende appearance for you...  It's only a little one.  They are always little guys (of varying sizes) with spiked hoods on... like a mini-KKK.  Some are more convincing than others  :grin: :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShQQz10gzbg&feature=related

And if the Duende don't get you, the witches will:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hoGaEsIHr0&feature=related

EDIT:  Duende are also moving into North America (except Arizona, obviously) so be afraid!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWvFOFs5dGo&feature=related
I noticed that I never really get scared on the "things" in the video, but the sudden screaming :lol: Interesting. Though I think its obviously fake.
 
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