Funny question.

[Lord_killzor]

1) If you go to toilet , with wich hand do you clean your butt?


2) You're in jungle. You have a 1 bullet in your gun.There is 1 lion infront of you and 1 jaguar at your back. What will you do?

Answers will be like this:
1) blalblablablalalblala

2)bllablalbalablablalab (blablalbalablalab you replace with your answer).

 

[FrisianDude]

1) Yours.
2)Shoot the hungry looking one and hope the other one legs it.

 

[pesja]

1) I don't clean.

2) Have sex with the Jaguar, and leave with the Lion. (Playah!)

 

[tommylaw]

1) If you go to toilet , with wich hand do you clean your butt?


2) You're in jungle. You have a 1 bullet in your gun.There is 1 lion infront of you and 1 jaguar at your back. What will you do?

1) Right, since I'm right-handed.

2) If they're both adult and of the same sex, then the lion and hope the noise scares the jaguar away, if it doesn't, take a wild kick and hope for the best.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

1) I use toilet paper.

2) I shoot the lion and drive away in the jaguar.

 

[tommylaw]

1) I use toilet paper.

Damn, should have thought of that.

*Bows to hyperion*

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

1) If you go to toilet , with wich hand do you clean your butt?


2) You're in jungle. You have a 1 bullet in your gun.There is 1 lion infront of you and 1 jaguar at your back. What will you do?

Answers will be like this:
1) blalblablablalalblala

2)bllablalbalablablalab (blablalbalablalab you replace with your answer).

1) I don't use my hand, I use toilet roll.

2) Lions are African/Asian, Jaguars live in the Americas. Clearly I'm in a zoo, thus I shoot a nearby child and steal his candyfloss.

 

[Eino]

2) I shoot the lion, take the jag and drive away.

 

[Almalexia]

2) I shoot the lion, take the jag and drive away.

You clever bastard...

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

I beat him to it.

 

[Almalexia]

I beat him to it.

True.

 

[Weren]

I remember Vihljamir having a good solution to the second question.

Oh yea, here it is:

Spoiler

 

[Eino]

I beat him to it.

True.

What? No way! You edited in after i wrote it!

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

It'd say so in my post.

 

[Eino]

i sense a conspiracy.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Face it: You're slow, old man.

 

[Lord_killzor]

I remember Vihljamir having a good solution to the second question.

Oh yea, here it is:

Spoiler

lmao

 

[Yeomann]

1) I use both hands, I'm ambidextrous.
2) Call Chuck Norris.

 

[vadermath]

Jeez, this is a no-brainer! I use my pee (which I save in a bottle, in case I meet a jaguar) to stink up the lion, at which point the jaguar will jump right at him, attempting to lick the lion. Why? Cause my pee is DAMN TASTY! Just ask Tiberius...anyhow, while they have, strange-animal-gay-pee-driven-sex, I run, using no bullets at all.

 

[Mage-]

1) You can just grab your butt cheeks and slap them against each other until the poop cements.
2) Suicide.