Funny pictures and videos thread. Not very new but still newest version.

[Moose!]

Most definitely not.

 

[MadocComadrin]

Not even if I was stoned, drunk, tripping and braindead at the same time.

*Grabs some rocks
I can help you with all three! 

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Could you at least learn addition first?

 

[Wellenbrecher]

Oven.


Really, Jewish of her, come to think.
No wonder Dave is laughing.

You cheeky ****.

 

[Feragorn]

Dave? Must've changed your name!

 

[Wellenbrecher]

It's an old joke.
Some really, seriously sick porn site kept sending spam to an old email account of mine, but kept calling me "Dave" instead of using my real name.

 

[Feragorn]

 

[Vieira151]

Devin is such a fantastic wacky bastard.

 

[Wolfhead]

It's an old joke.
Some really, seriously sick porn site kept sending spam to an old email account of mine, but kept calling me "Dave" instead of using my real name.

"Stop spamming my email!"

"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

 

[Ironic]

More from a Homesteading and sustainability website.

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Not really homesteading related but...

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And then I thought I would add this photo, its not funny or anything, but just some awesome facts about vegetables

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[user1324865215]

Reposts IIRC. Come up with some more redneck jokes 

 

[Feragorn]

Also none of that was funny.

 

[Swadius 2.0]

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Why for ****'s sake is she having her tongue pulled out constantly?

You would think someone who plans on sticking her tongue out so much would take the extra effort to scrape all that white algae off of it first .

 

[rebelsquirrell]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVyvNS8Ld3s

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

It's an old joke.
Some really, seriously sick porn site kept sending spam to an old email account of mine, but kept calling me "Dave" instead of using my real name.

"Stop spamming my email!"

"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

The potential for HAL imitations is probably the main reason I haven't forgotten it.
_{But I still don't know why I'm surprised every time he remembers.}

 

[Nekolacek]

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Why for ****'s sake is she having her tongue pulled out constantly?

You would think someone who plans on sticking her tongue out so much would take the extra effort to scrape all that white algae off of it first .

Yep, these were my thoughs....

 

[The Bowman]

Original translation:

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Russian translation:

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Perhaps they ****ed up the "queer" sense.

 

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Queer Duck Russia: now 50 % less gay.

 

[Nahkuri]

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

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